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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 24, 2019 at 5:06 PM
    Blueknights75

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    Good Evening my friend!
     
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  2. May 24, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    Blueknights75

    Blueknights75 040 IS THE FASTEST

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    Agreed!
     
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  3. May 24, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    no, touching water makes him spontaneously combust
     
  4. May 24, 2019 at 5:12 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    I'll take the beer but please get your weiner out of my face.
     
  5. May 24, 2019 at 5:16 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Is that Directv’s policy?
     
  6. May 24, 2019 at 5:18 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    :rofl:
     
  7. May 24, 2019 at 5:19 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Home of Friendly's Ice Cream
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    Evening everyone. Some ribeyes on the grill and then to the local ice cream stand. Low key B-day. No drinks, gotta long weekend ahead of me, and I'm sure something will happen that I need a clear head.
     
  8. May 24, 2019 at 5:23 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Wow rude.

    05FCF7EC-124E-4E7B-9734-F9525DA8563F.jpg
     
  9. May 24, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

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    If you ever need extra help I graduated from a landscaping program at Franklin tech and a bunch of landscapers just graduated that will need jobs.
     
  10. May 24, 2019 at 5:37 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :eek:
    Not in my Tundra either.
     
  11. May 24, 2019 at 5:37 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    all the open jobs are posted on the agency's website, and I believe they are going up in indeed as well. I have a stack of applications waiting on my desk for my last open position that I have to weed through, but it will wait until after this weekend.
     
  12. May 24, 2019 at 5:38 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Hey Noble!
     
  13. May 24, 2019 at 5:45 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Thought that was holy water that did that to him?
     
  14. May 24, 2019 at 5:49 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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  15. May 24, 2019 at 5:51 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Awwww, did she take your blankie?! :rofl:
     
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  16. May 24, 2019 at 5:53 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Took his woobie
     
  17. May 24, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I'm currently lounging on the couch. Decide to play some Battlefield 4. Get the PS4 fired up, TV and sound bar turned on all without leaving my seat. Queue up the game annnnd....disc not inserted. Seriously!? :annoyed:

    I had to get up and walk 8ft to put the disc in and then 8ft back to my seat. Took me about 5 min and some very vocal whining about how I don't wanna get up to The Woman (who is upstairs btw so shouting was involved...) before I finally did it. :rant:

    I'm so friggen lazy. We even ordered Skip The Dishes because I can't be arsed to cook tonight. :lalala:

    Friggen first world problems... :facepalm:
     
  18. May 24, 2019 at 5:58 PM
    Tundrablue

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    :thumbsup: :rofl:
     
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  19. May 24, 2019 at 6:25 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Oddball is a HE.
     
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  20. May 24, 2019 at 7:09 PM
    Blueknights75

    Blueknights75 040 IS THE FASTEST

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    True that as I am lactose intolerant....
     
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  21. May 24, 2019 at 7:38 PM
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    Hey Andy happy birthday man
    Good luck this weekend
     
  22. May 24, 2019 at 7:49 PM
    Leo's first

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    3733412A-88BB-4854-9BE0-8C18550245DD.jpg Good evening Tundras
    Just got home from the hospital
    Catch up on here great break you people crack me up
    Time for a couple beers and bed
    Everyone have a great night
     
  23. May 24, 2019 at 7:57 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors
    Aw, thanks!

    Hugs will be delivered from Aunt Monet! Haha
     
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  24. May 24, 2019 at 8:04 PM
    MotoTundra

    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    Mmmmmm...
    I'm guessing the line for the best hard ice cream/chocolate milk ever was out the door?
     
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  25. May 24, 2019 at 8:25 PM
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    Agreed!
     
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  26. May 24, 2019 at 8:44 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    How's your wife doing Mike?
     
  27. May 24, 2019 at 9:08 PM
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    Good evening Jim
    Physically I think she’s slowly improving but it’s starting to get pretty hard to keep her spirits up she hasn’t been home for almost a month she just misses normalcy and of course family and friends
    Hopefully she gets out of the hospital soon it’s such a awful depressing place
     
  28. May 24, 2019 at 9:10 PM
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    :rofl:Don’t forget your Lactaid
     
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  29. May 24, 2019 at 9:11 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Well....I'm officially tired.........
     
  30. May 24, 2019 at 9:20 PM
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    THIS
    Good night Matt
     
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