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  1. May 23, 2019 at 4:51 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    Today's forecast, god awful hot! With a chance of sweaty britches 44 degrees Celsius for our northern buddies. For us normal folks that's 111° F.
     
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  2. May 23, 2019 at 4:54 AM
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    Almost 25 years with the wife, and almost 22 with the daughter. They’re both untrainable at this point.
     
    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  3. May 23, 2019 at 4:57 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    Um, what are you saying?
     
    Grumpy Uncle, May 23, 2019
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  4. May 23, 2019 at 5:13 AM
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    Pinay

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    You are the genius and thank you for pointing out my great effort to quote was not lost! :bowdown:
     
    Pinay, May 23, 2019
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  5. May 23, 2019 at 5:25 AM
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    Thanks guys!!!
    Since I have been bragging...have to throw this in too:)
    The nite before he only pitched 1 inning, 6 out of 9 balls thrown were strikes!!!
    He got straight A's too!!!
    And another game tonight:)
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 23, 2019
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  6. May 23, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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  7. May 23, 2019 at 5:29 AM
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  8. May 23, 2019 at 5:31 AM
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    War Machine

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    My son didn’t eat any paint chips yesterday.
     
    War Machine, May 23, 2019
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  9. May 23, 2019 at 5:32 AM
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    Morning Doc:wave:
    Bad weather here...I just packed a bag for Indy in case we have to go to the basement :eek2:
    I dont like this, makes me skeered :(
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 23, 2019
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  10. May 23, 2019 at 5:33 AM
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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    Had a great start to the day by doing 2 miles at the truck nearby. It drizzled a little but it didn't bother me.
    Then I got into the office and I'm ready to reach through the phone to some folks in India and wring their f-in necks. We had an agreement on how to do something and now one group is questioning how we're doing it and won't talk to the other group. They got a glimpse of a pissed off Wayne over this and you could tell that it surprised and intimidated them. Good! Just do what we f-n agreed to and get the shit done. OK, my rant is over.
    We're supposed to get nasty storms here this afternoon. Not looking forward to that.
    Have a great day everyone!
     
    Fishman57, May 23, 2019
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  11. May 23, 2019 at 5:34 AM
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    That's good!! this is my grandson, my kids ate paint chips all the time:rofl:
     
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  12. May 23, 2019 at 5:44 AM
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    Morning Alfie!!
    :rofl:Morning Pat!

    Dang! Clippers are your friend!!

    Morning!:wave:

    Oh no!!! Good morning!?
    Good morning Matt:wave:
    Looks good!!
    Morning Holden!:wave:
    Hi Monet !:wave:
    Ewwww 111°
    That means they trained you well :)
    Bastards:rofl:
    Good morning:wave:
     
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  13. May 23, 2019 at 5:45 AM
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  14. May 23, 2019 at 5:46 AM
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    Lol good morning everyone!!
     
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  15. May 23, 2019 at 5:53 AM
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    My girls are sharp as hell but the boy scares me sometimes.
     
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  16. May 23, 2019 at 5:54 AM
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    Leo's first

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    Good morning Panda

    Good morning Bryan!

    Good morning Dave

    Good morning Noble

    Good morning Jim
    I think the rain is headed our way
     
    Leo's first, May 23, 2019
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  17. May 23, 2019 at 5:55 AM
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    Do I really come across as “trained” to you? My wife finally just gave up.
     
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  18. May 23, 2019 at 5:55 AM
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    Morning Jim
     
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  19. May 23, 2019 at 5:56 AM
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    :rofl: all 3 of my grandsons are sweethearts...my 6 year old granddaughter, she is the ornery one :D
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 23, 2019
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  21. May 23, 2019 at 5:58 AM
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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE
     
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    NOT at all :rofl:...was just fun saying you were :devil:
     
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  23. May 23, 2019 at 6:00 AM
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    Good morning Mr. Deliveryman!!
     
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    Need some wipers?
     
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    Without the humidity though!
     
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    Morning Denise!
     
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    That time....

     
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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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