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  1. May 21, 2019 at 12:32 PM
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    Pinay

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    Pinay, May 21, 2019
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    Nope my hair is always fixed :eek2:
     
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  3. May 21, 2019 at 12:36 PM
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    It helps...:rofl:
     
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  4. May 21, 2019 at 12:38 PM
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    Told you its grassman here in Ohio :rofl:he is green !!!
    Like the grass all over my pants :rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 21, 2019
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  5. May 21, 2019 at 12:38 PM
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    Honestly if you can find a way to package that up... you have a buyer. Hair looks great. I am gonna give it a try.
     
    Faht Nocker, May 21, 2019
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  6. May 21, 2019 at 12:40 PM
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  7. May 21, 2019 at 12:44 PM
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    My daughter just sent me a message to tell me the old guy next door is gardening in his underwear. I told her to get a picture.
     
    War Machine, May 21, 2019
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  9. May 21, 2019 at 12:54 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  10. May 21, 2019 at 12:56 PM
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    Lmao!!!!
     
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  11. May 21, 2019 at 1:01 PM
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    Why?
    :rofl:
    :rofl:
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    :rofl::rofl:

    Waiting for pic....:popcorn:
     
    4x4_Angel, May 21, 2019
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  12. May 21, 2019 at 1:04 PM
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    Lol a weakness for snap-on tools :):D
     
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    Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.....huh!:D
     
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  14. May 21, 2019 at 1:11 PM
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    Not far at all :p

    I was jumping on a container in the yard just yesterday:rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 21, 2019
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  15. May 21, 2019 at 1:13 PM
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  16. May 21, 2019 at 1:17 PM
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    Aaaaaawe
     
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    They say pets take on the qualities of their owners.
    Indy- strange
    Mine- Screenshot_20190521-161425_Google.jpg@ARamirez73-Screenshot_20190521-161517_Google.jpg
     
    Ganmercy, May 21, 2019
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  18. May 21, 2019 at 1:20 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
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    Ohhhhh the strange part :rofl::anonymous:
    I'll claim that :p
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 21, 2019
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    She didn’t get any. :(
     
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    Did some mild truck stuff today. Found out that the stock suspension sits level with a load of approximately 350lbs in the bed. :thumbsup:20190521_162124.jpg
     
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    I am reporting this picture on account it shows a dirty 4 letter word..... Golf is NOT a suitable replacement as it too is a dirty 4 letter word!
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::poking:
     
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    I know where you were.;)
     
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    Me? Or @GNTundra?
    Because I was at home lol :D
     
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    I know where that gas station is
     
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    Crossman?
     
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I was going to guess daisy. I had one similar.
     
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    Yes Crossman
     
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  30. May 21, 2019 at 5:25 PM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good guess. Not really. I used to have one like that a few years back.
     
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