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  1. May 21, 2019 at 11:23 AM
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    Hi Ron! :wave:
     
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  2. May 21, 2019 at 11:24 AM
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    She doesn't like white :laugh:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, May 21, 2019
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  3. May 21, 2019 at 11:24 AM
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    :rofl:She is used to it ! She rides in mine!!!:rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, May 21, 2019
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  4. May 21, 2019 at 11:25 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    It's a white a tundra, she don't like white
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, May 21, 2019
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  5. May 21, 2019 at 11:25 AM
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    Denise bought her an MGM truck...but she would only go in there to take a dump.
     
    Faht Nocker, May 21, 2019
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  6. May 21, 2019 at 11:26 AM
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    I may have to agree with you! She pukes every time she rides :puke:
     
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  7. May 21, 2019 at 11:28 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Maybe its Moms driving?:stirthepot:
     
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  8. May 21, 2019 at 11:28 AM
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    :rofl:

    Well pass it down cause I need to go too.
     
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  10. May 21, 2019 at 11:28 AM
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    Ok I have to go buy a weed eater, watch for me on people of walmart:eek:
    Going with a dirty sweatshirt and grass all over my pants that are 4 sizes to big:rofl:
    Its Walmart...dont care :rofl:
     
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  11. May 21, 2019 at 11:31 AM
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    No way!! Well maybe!!
    Nah!!
    Couldnt be!!
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  13. May 21, 2019 at 11:33 AM
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    Naaaaaah, never!
     
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  14. May 21, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. May 21, 2019 at 11:37 AM
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    :eek2::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  18. May 21, 2019 at 11:40 AM
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    It's a Ford she will have to push it!
     
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    Good afternoon Ron!
     
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    :yes:
     
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  21. May 21, 2019 at 11:41 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We need a LIVE People of Walmart show. :rofl:
     
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    Yep, my shirt has been goobed by the dog:rofl: 20190521_151426.jpg
     
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    Did you fix your hair to go to Walmart?
     
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    she used the goob to fix her hair silly.
     
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    777D021A-38D4-406D-B1F9-EC39C05FA315.jpg
     
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