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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 21, 2019 at 4:56 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Monet!
     
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  2. May 21, 2019 at 4:56 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  3. May 21, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :puke:
     
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  4. May 21, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    That’s how many I have left.
     
  5. May 21, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  6. May 21, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Just that one.
     
  7. May 21, 2019 at 4:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  8. May 21, 2019 at 4:58 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Good morning. We need to talk.

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  9. May 21, 2019 at 4:59 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    It looks smaller because it was cold.
     
  10. May 21, 2019 at 4:59 AM
    Faht Nocker

    Faht Nocker Platinum Member

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    next time wrap your weiner with this

    [​IMG]
     
  11. May 21, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    Faht Nocker

    Faht Nocker Platinum Member

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  12. May 21, 2019 at 5:03 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I don’t wrap my schnauzer at all.

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  13. May 21, 2019 at 5:07 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Jim
     
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  14. May 21, 2019 at 5:07 AM
    Faht Nocker

    Faht Nocker Platinum Member

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    commando schnauzer :rofl:
     
  15. May 21, 2019 at 5:07 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Howdy Bryan
     
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  16. May 21, 2019 at 5:08 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Howdy Dave
     
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  17. May 21, 2019 at 5:08 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Howdy Don
     
  18. May 21, 2019 at 5:09 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Howdy Panda
     
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  19. May 21, 2019 at 5:10 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning Ali and thanks.
     
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  20. May 21, 2019 at 5:20 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    G’day Tundra freaks. Been super busy, no time to spend on here which is sad
     
  21. May 21, 2019 at 5:24 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Nice!
     
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  22. May 21, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Morning Jim and Panda!

    Morning Tundras!
     
  23. May 21, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    Hit the gym this morning. My trainer beat up this old body pretty good. The aches are starting. But that's a good thing because I've been slacking off for a while.
    Now I get to participate in a day of CPR and first aid update training so my certification doesn't expire. However, it will prevent me from catching up on this forum. Bummer. Though I've never needed to use CPR, it's nice to know that I can if it's ever needed.
    Have a great Tuesday everyone!
     
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  24. May 21, 2019 at 5:28 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm still amazed that you survived it.........
     
  25. May 21, 2019 at 5:32 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Where are you headed? Safe travels and enjoy your vacation.
     
  26. May 21, 2019 at 5:37 AM
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  27. May 21, 2019 at 5:37 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Want to go sledding?
     
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  28. May 21, 2019 at 5:37 AM
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    :wave:
     
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  29. May 21, 2019 at 5:38 AM
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  30. May 21, 2019 at 5:39 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    good morning guys! I'm going back to sleep for about an hour and a half.... Then take my oldest to do testing to see if this place can help her over come her dyslexia.....4 hours worth of testing which means no sleep for momma before work because by the time she is done it'll be time to get the baby from school. Maybe my lovely boyfriend can entertain my babies and I can get a free hour nap before dinner
     

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