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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 20, 2019 at 12:06 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Not into choking thanks.
     
  2. May 20, 2019 at 12:07 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  3. May 20, 2019 at 12:07 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  4. May 20, 2019 at 12:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wanna run a train, do you?
     
  5. May 20, 2019 at 12:08 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  6. May 20, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I would definitely be the caboose if that was the case.
     
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  7. May 20, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Your the lead engine.... Whoooooo whooooo
     
  8. May 20, 2019 at 12:12 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Only if like this

    [​IMG]
     
  9. May 20, 2019 at 12:13 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Nope sorry
     
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  10. May 20, 2019 at 12:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  11. May 20, 2019 at 12:19 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:[​IMG]
     
  12. May 20, 2019 at 12:28 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Thank you :):rofl::rofl:;)
     
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  13. May 20, 2019 at 12:30 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  14. May 20, 2019 at 12:32 PM
    ToyotaTundraMike

    ToyotaTundraMike Not A New Member

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    Is it gay for your balls to touch? Asking for a friend...

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  15. May 20, 2019 at 12:34 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lol I cant wait for this answer
    :rofl: :eek::rofl:
     
  16. May 20, 2019 at 12:38 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: yes yes it is!
     
  17. May 20, 2019 at 12:39 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Only if on purpose and not by accident.
     
  18. May 20, 2019 at 12:44 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Wife sent me this pic of what's going on at my house right now :frusty:

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  19. May 20, 2019 at 12:45 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    :eek:
     
  20. May 20, 2019 at 12:46 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek:
     
  21. May 20, 2019 at 12:46 PM
    Prostar 190

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  22. May 20, 2019 at 12:46 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    its not June yet..
     
  23. May 20, 2019 at 12:47 PM
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    Supposed to get 1-3" (of snow you dirty bastards) overnight.
     
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  24. May 20, 2019 at 12:49 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Could be worse, 1-3" of sand.
     
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  25. May 20, 2019 at 12:49 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Ugh
     
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    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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  27. May 20, 2019 at 1:00 PM
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    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    45 minutes left! Got some smoked sausages that have hatch chili in them waiting for me in the room.
     
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  28. May 20, 2019 at 1:02 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Afternoon tundra clan
     
  29. May 20, 2019 at 1:05 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    The wife asked how long I have left?
    me, 6 ceegars!
     
  30. May 20, 2019 at 1:14 PM
    War Machine

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