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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 20, 2019 at 9:00 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Oh, yeah it's an in-ground shelter in the garage.
     
  2. May 20, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    Most the group I joined is Jeep. I have my eye on a 2006 v8 4Runner. Just have to decide how much I want to wheel aka $$$
     
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  3. May 20, 2019 at 9:04 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Okay! I see now!!!!
    I always had stuff ready for my dogs if we ever had to go to the basement. Not that we get THAT many tornadoes.
     
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  4. May 20, 2019 at 9:06 AM
    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    We just signed ours up. Went with Nationwide after someone recommended it. Have not used really to give any feedback on as literally signed up like 2 weeks ago.
    https://www.petinsurance.com/
     
  5. May 20, 2019 at 9:08 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Yeah, she just got diagnosed diabetic Saturday, came home with syringes and insulin. Hoping when her weight gets stabilized she can get off it, but so far she's a trooper with injections!
     
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  6. May 20, 2019 at 9:10 AM
    stewtopia

    stewtopia 4RunningTundra

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    We get ours weighed every month for the flea / tick and heart worm meds. Last visit Zeus was 70, they put Apollo on the scale and she goes 69, to which I went awww yeah. Maturity level 0
     
  7. May 20, 2019 at 9:45 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Hopefully that stuff passes by without anything happening.
     
  8. May 20, 2019 at 9:50 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I didn't know it was down in your area as well. That's a pretty big front moving through.
     
  9. May 20, 2019 at 9:51 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    It takes one to know one. :wave:
     
  10. May 20, 2019 at 10:06 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    NO WAY! :devil:
    It's just a good guess:D
     
  11. May 20, 2019 at 10:07 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Happy Monday Tundraorneryshits!

    It’s a happy Monday here, since it’s Victoria Day. Heading to the rodeo in a little bit, the 101st annual...
     
  12. May 20, 2019 at 10:09 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
    Have fun!!
     
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  13. May 20, 2019 at 10:11 AM
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    My favorite is when they send an email and tell you to “Do the needful”.
    Also, they talk so damn fast and once they start talking, you can’t get a word in. Usually I have to loudly say “stop, stop" to get a word in.
     
  14. May 20, 2019 at 10:18 AM
    88nitro305

    88nitro305 New Member

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    Retrax is getting installed now, walked 30min to one of my favorite breweries while I wait for them to finish up! B6644819-81C3-4647-9EAF-6149C7B58A1E.jpg
     
  15. May 20, 2019 at 10:36 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I forgot that one. And for a country that has english as their first language it is impossible for them to form a proper sentence.... my wife deals with it all day. I drive a truck, locally. No Indians , just irishmen and Italians and one really grumpy welshman!:rofl::fistbump:
     
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  16. May 20, 2019 at 10:52 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    580067107.jpg
    Told her she couldn't take to work.... She snuck off early this morning
     
  17. May 20, 2019 at 10:52 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Mmmmuuuaaaahhhh!
     
  18. May 20, 2019 at 10:53 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    That's like her telling you you couldn't go to work in new pro to show off...should have known that was coming:thumbsup:
     
  19. May 20, 2019 at 10:55 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    But I still can't justify, the matching wallet for $850, then there was a smaller matching one with like gold locking mechanism for $890
     
  20. May 20, 2019 at 10:58 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Can't believe she took your purse without your permission.
     
  21. May 20, 2019 at 10:59 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I bought for you, they do have white
     
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  22. May 20, 2019 at 11:00 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Does she know you have a man on the side?
     
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  23. May 20, 2019 at 11:02 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  24. May 20, 2019 at 11:04 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  25. May 20, 2019 at 11:10 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    She knows it's you
     
  26. May 20, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Cool. She knows I'm good people.
     
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  27. May 20, 2019 at 11:18 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    WHAT
     
  28. May 20, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    WHAT?
     
  29. May 20, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    OH REALLY
     
  30. May 20, 2019 at 11:20 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I hope you two are very happy together.
     

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