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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 19, 2019 at 4:56 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Purse???
     
  2. May 19, 2019 at 4:57 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I told my wife I should of wore my wife beater to show off my tattoos. She looked at me and said " dont ever use the word wife beater and your body ever again!" B
    :rimshot:
     
  3. May 19, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    And ....... I don't have any tattoos:annoyed:
     
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  4. May 19, 2019 at 5:00 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    I think the correct term is tank top. Although the one I'm wearing now says Cabana Boy on the back.:anonymous:
     
  5. May 19, 2019 at 5:00 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Buy steak sauce? MK purse? Both?
     
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  6. May 19, 2019 at 5:01 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  7. May 19, 2019 at 5:02 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Did you finally get that gas powered vibrator you always wanted?
     
  8. May 19, 2019 at 5:03 PM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    Hi there Tundras!
    Another busy day in beautiful SE PA. It was fully sunny and got up to 87 degrees.
    Ran to Home Depot as it opened this morning. They didn’t have the grill that I wanted so I went to Lowe’s. They had it. Then to 2 food stores. Then stopped at the pool supply store and dropped some serious coin on chlorine tablets and shock.
    The winter cover on the pool was completely dry when I went to bed last night but it rained overnight so I had to get the water off of the cover so we could take it off.
    My daughter and her family came over to help me get the winter cover off and put the solar cover on. It’s tradition for her 3 boys to jump in the pool as soon as we take the cover off. That was a short lived dip because the pool water was only 59 degrees.
    Got the pool pump hooked up and running.
    Got the winter cover washed up and rolled it up.
    Did some laundry in between working outside.
    Whipped up a prime rib for dinner. It was delicious. (Our dog knows when a prime rib is on the oven and is under my feet the whole time because he knows he’s going to get a good, meaty bone to chew on.)
    I think I’ll take the rest of the night off....What little there is to it.
    I need to go to work tomorrow so I can rest!
     
  9. May 19, 2019 at 5:03 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yeah the Mrs purse......all I could think of was my UCA'S :frusty: but it was a long overdue anniversary gift
     
  10. May 19, 2019 at 5:04 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Chicken breast on grill with jalapeno boudin
     
  11. May 19, 2019 at 5:05 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Louie V purse
     
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  12. May 19, 2019 at 5:05 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    You gotta go to the outlet malls.... way cheaper
     
  13. May 19, 2019 at 5:06 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  14. May 19, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Got at Galleria
     
  15. May 19, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Good night nurse! Mamma has over 75 designer purses. Ya gotta take her to NYC. My wife can tell you where all the good places are;):thumbsup:
     
  16. May 19, 2019 at 5:15 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Sounds like it’s Miller time!
     
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  17. May 19, 2019 at 5:16 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. May 19, 2019 at 5:19 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    @ARamirez73 that new orange purse your holding brings out your eyes so nicely!:rofl:
     
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  19. May 19, 2019 at 5:20 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    My landlords/friends are really into making decent wine. They have enough now for about 80 bottles... They use grapes from Palisades near Grand Junction. Lots of wineries there. Great area to grow grapes along the CO river.
     
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  20. May 19, 2019 at 5:20 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yes we know you are Jose, it's ok, and we are all ok with it too, do your thang girlfriend!
     
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  21. May 19, 2019 at 5:21 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Nice work. Color choice is good also. Blends well.
     
  22. May 19, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    This information is useless to me with without some of their wine :rofl:
     
  23. May 19, 2019 at 5:27 PM
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    88nitro305 New Member

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    Yea I love it, all the water mountains and grass were all freehand
     
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  24. May 19, 2019 at 5:28 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I just might be able to help you out there.
     
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  25. May 19, 2019 at 5:34 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Mine is all freehand. Love it.
     
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  26. May 19, 2019 at 5:41 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Sounds like my day. Loaded up all the tools for the job. Got some of those stackable dewalt tool boxes yesterday so spent way too much time sorting everything. Then installed my dash cam, mowed, washed my wife’s Highlander then spent wayyyy more time washing and waxing my truck. Still need to pack but I’m taking a beer break
     
  27. May 19, 2019 at 5:44 PM
    Fishman57

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    Actually did a few Mike’s margaritas. Something different.
     
  28. May 19, 2019 at 5:44 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    I'll take "Things Out Of Place" for a thousand, Alex.
     
  29. May 19, 2019 at 5:56 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Nice! I hung out with dad today. We got sprinklers going at my place. Then out to eat and a movie. John Wick 3.
    Its a boat, it's supposed to be wet:boink:

    Do you have a cover for it incase you are caught in the rain?
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2019
  30. May 19, 2019 at 5:57 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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