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  1. May 14, 2019 at 4:19 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. May 14, 2019 at 4:22 PM
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    20190514_191050.jpg
     
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  3. May 14, 2019 at 4:26 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
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  4. May 14, 2019 at 4:28 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I’ll tell you guys the same thing I tell my wife in bed:

     
    War Machine, May 14, 2019
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  5. May 14, 2019 at 4:29 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  6. May 14, 2019 at 4:30 PM
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    4x4_Angel

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm sure it is.... Bet my sister's is as high as yours....
    The hell is that
     
    4x4_Angel, May 14, 2019
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  7. May 14, 2019 at 4:38 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  8. May 14, 2019 at 4:38 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  9. May 14, 2019 at 4:48 PM
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    Do we need to mail you a care package? Hard candy? Half a cow? 55 gal drum of baked beans?
     
    Racingjohndeere55, May 14, 2019
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  10. May 14, 2019 at 4:48 PM
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    WTF is that! :eek2:
     
    Y0TA PR0, May 14, 2019
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  11. May 14, 2019 at 5:06 PM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I was able to glance inside the cab. Lots of diagnostic goodies .
     
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  12. May 14, 2019 at 5:07 PM
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    Ganmercy

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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    A chupacabra taken from @War Machine front yard!
     
    Ganmercy, May 14, 2019
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  13. May 14, 2019 at 5:24 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:
     
    TXMiamiFan, May 14, 2019
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  14. May 14, 2019 at 5:31 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Not a chupacabra. The ears are wrong and the face is too humanoid. I suspect the creature in this photo is a hoax.
     
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  15. May 14, 2019 at 5:32 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Are you sure? Ever seen one skinned? Looks totally different after they are skinned. Kinda like a bear.
     
    jewsNbrews, May 14, 2019
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  16. May 14, 2019 at 5:33 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    While I agree with you in spirit, she makes the payments on the Tundra, so I gotta keep her happy.
     
    War Machine, May 14, 2019
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  17. May 14, 2019 at 5:37 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Yes Tim, I’m 100% sure. Maybe, MAYBE, that could be a juvenile skunk ape, but still I doubt it’s real.
     
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  18. May 14, 2019 at 5:37 PM
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    Black Wolf

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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Yep...a skinned bear looks like a large rabbit.
     
    Black Wolf, May 14, 2019
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  19. May 14, 2019 at 5:39 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    And a bear? WTF? Are you possibly thinking of an Ozark Howler? Those are very similar to bears.
     
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  20. May 14, 2019 at 5:40 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I don't know, never seen one of those...heard of them though. If it is better double tap that thing, it's just pretending, playing opossum if ya will. Close relative you know.
     
    jewsNbrews, May 14, 2019
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  21. May 14, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    You get close enough to take a picture of a real chupacabra, you’re already dead.
     
    War Machine, May 14, 2019
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  22. May 14, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Not as lucky of a foot though
     
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  23. May 14, 2019 at 5:43 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I beg to differ. Got my last scout badge from getting a picture of one.
     
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    War Machine

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    Oh, I get it now. “El Chupacabra” is what your scoutmaster called his dong.
     
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  25. May 14, 2019 at 5:51 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just some picture I found. :D
     
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  26. May 14, 2019 at 5:53 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  27. May 14, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    They need to put a motor from another manufacturer in it. Lol
     
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  28. May 14, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good evening!
     
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  29. May 14, 2019 at 5:57 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    IMG_20181123_165312.jpg
     
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    Evening. Hope you can stand the boredom
     
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