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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 14, 2019 at 2:46 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Better than spreadsheets all day
     
  2. May 14, 2019 at 2:47 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Only if it say dirty Mike and the boys in the back window!
     
  3. May 14, 2019 at 2:53 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    I like my hummus without flies thank you very much.
    Saturday nights, egg white omelets.
    They have beef short ribs on Thursday pretty good
    Oatmeal or cereal almost everyday
    Saturday lunch BBQ Brisket, pretty good
    Peanut butter and bananas a lot
    Water, milk and coffee. I buy my DD coffee out here.
     
  4. May 14, 2019 at 2:56 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Not sure what to say......
     
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  5. May 14, 2019 at 2:58 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Maybe send a nice cake with seegars for candles.
     
  6. May 14, 2019 at 3:04 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Bet my clearance is higher:rasta:
    :anonymous:I'm good, I promise. I have Copenhagen, Ceegars and coffee. The 2 LTs and the CPT wants me to go have a drink them. They better have gin and tonic b/c I ain't touching the beer. I seen how they treat it. Green bottles in the hot sun for 2 days is no bueno.
     
  7. May 14, 2019 at 3:06 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Meh, it makes a turd and it's only temporary.
     
  8. May 14, 2019 at 3:06 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Well, that's another way to lose more weight ;)
     
  9. May 14, 2019 at 3:08 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    My liver feels funny, like it's missing something:notsure:
     
  10. May 14, 2019 at 3:15 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Dolph Lundgren as The Punisher? Never knew that! It's not that good.
     
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  11. May 14, 2019 at 3:16 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    You can survive on Copenhagen alone for awhile. :thumbsup:
     
  12. May 14, 2019 at 3:17 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Gots to have coffee too.
     
  13. May 14, 2019 at 3:24 PM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    Coffee is always a must!
     
  14. May 14, 2019 at 3:28 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Yes ma'am, it sure is.
     
  15. May 14, 2019 at 3:31 PM
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  16. May 14, 2019 at 3:47 PM
    War Machine

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  17. May 14, 2019 at 3:48 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    I see a nipple
     
  18. May 14, 2019 at 4:00 PM
    War Machine

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    You should see the other two.
     
  19. May 14, 2019 at 4:02 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    OK Scaramanga. Where's Nick Nack
     
  20. May 14, 2019 at 4:03 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Still at it today aren't you?!?!??
     
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  21. May 14, 2019 at 4:05 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    All day, every day.
     
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    Grumpy Uncle

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    Wheres the golden gun?
     
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  23. May 14, 2019 at 4:08 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  24. May 14, 2019 at 4:11 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    I think Adam is sitting on it.
     
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  25. May 14, 2019 at 4:14 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
  26. May 14, 2019 at 4:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  27. May 14, 2019 at 4:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: the turds are going to start having frosting.
     
  28. May 14, 2019 at 4:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  29. May 14, 2019 at 4:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :yes: winner winner chicken dinner!
     
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  30. May 14, 2019 at 4:18 PM
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    Never stop never stopping.
     
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