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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 13, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    88nitro305

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    Good morning everyone!!
     
  2. May 13, 2019 at 5:14 AM
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    Same, we were looking last night and there were like 8 pages of hotels to choose from.
     
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  3. May 13, 2019 at 5:15 AM
    stewtopia

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    Notachickmagnet

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    Pfttt
     
  5. May 13, 2019 at 5:35 AM
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    So I "hit the head" as I was just about to out the door for work this morning. The damn flush handle broke. UGH!! I hope that's not an omen of how today is going to go.
     
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  6. May 13, 2019 at 5:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tom!
     
  7. May 13, 2019 at 5:42 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Mine broke a couple weeks ago!!
     
  8. May 13, 2019 at 5:42 AM
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  9. May 13, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    20190513_093926.jpg
     
  10. May 13, 2019 at 6:43 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I received some good news this morning. Progress is being made on the rebuild of my truck engine. I smell full time employment soon :)
     
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  11. May 13, 2019 at 6:58 AM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Morning Jim
     
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  12. May 13, 2019 at 7:01 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Agree. I planned my trip using nothing but AAA travel books (internet wasn't too good back then).
     
  13. May 13, 2019 at 7:02 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    That's not what he meant ;)
     
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  14. May 13, 2019 at 7:03 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  15. May 13, 2019 at 7:06 AM
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    Don’t grab your wiener.
     
  16. May 13, 2019 at 7:06 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  17. May 13, 2019 at 7:07 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    Good morning Tundras
     
  18. May 13, 2019 at 7:07 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  19. May 13, 2019 at 7:08 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Now choke him a bit . . .
     
  20. May 13, 2019 at 7:08 AM
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  22. May 13, 2019 at 7:09 AM
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    I'm finally able to come to work in the AM without having to wear a sweater; gonna be close to 80* this week in Denver :woot:
     
  23. May 13, 2019 at 7:10 AM
    War Machine

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    My daughter was parked behind me yesterday, so I drove the old Gen2 to town. Good lord that thing is fast. Damn near wanted to trade.
     
  24. May 13, 2019 at 7:11 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I also received some good news just now. Progress is made on my wife rebuild. She is getting out of the hospital headed for rehab close to home
     
  25. May 13, 2019 at 7:13 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  26. May 13, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  27. May 13, 2019 at 7:15 AM
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    good morning Tim!
     
  28. May 13, 2019 at 7:16 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Says DON'T grab it, fool :facepalm:
     
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  29. May 13, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    But u like the word weiner
     
  30. May 13, 2019 at 7:18 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:

    God, what a bafoon.
     

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