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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 9, 2019 at 6:23 AM
    Deafmate

    Deafmate The Deaf Guy

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    DO ITTTT
     
  2. May 9, 2019 at 6:26 AM
    Deafmate

    Deafmate The Deaf Guy

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    Good morning Christi. Its rainy and hot here. I want the snow, not the flooding. Send us some
     
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  3. May 9, 2019 at 6:31 AM
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    88nitro305 New Member

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    Good morning everyone! Hope all is well. I’ve been up since 2am thanks to a little one who decided 2-5:30 is the perfect time to be awake.. and I went to bed at Midnight so the wife could sleep 9-12... during that time I was able to watch the Red Sox get a great win, did a lot of searching for things for my truck and trying to figure out what to get my wife for her 1st mother’s day!
     
  4. May 9, 2019 at 6:36 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Just an idea....

    Screenshot_20190509-093554_Chrome.jpg
     
  5. May 9, 2019 at 6:43 AM
    88nitro305

    88nitro305 New Member

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    That’s not a bad idea!
     
  6. May 9, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras.
     
  7. May 9, 2019 at 7:22 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  8. May 9, 2019 at 7:25 AM
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    A morgan or any other large American dollar coin is 38.1 millimeter or 1.5 inches were as the American silver eagle is 40.6 mm 1.598 in. So it would be in the middle for size. I love carrying my ase pocket piece. It feels like you have something substantial and you have something worth $15 in your pocket.
     
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  9. May 9, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Do I see a nipple?
     
  10. May 9, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    You looking in the mirror?:rofl:
     
  11. May 9, 2019 at 7:26 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  12. May 9, 2019 at 7:30 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :fistbump:
     
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  13. May 9, 2019 at 7:31 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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  14. May 9, 2019 at 7:38 AM
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  15. May 9, 2019 at 7:38 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  16. May 9, 2019 at 7:38 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning Don
     
  17. May 9, 2019 at 7:39 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning Mike
     
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  18. May 9, 2019 at 7:44 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Justice is cold.
     
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  19. May 9, 2019 at 7:48 AM
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    Maybe, but if you have one of these baby's you could almost get a new truck!
     
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  20. May 9, 2019 at 7:48 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nipples usually cause you to NOT have money for a new truck
     
  21. May 9, 2019 at 7:49 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    And if your lucky you get two!
     
  22. May 9, 2019 at 8:32 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  23. May 9, 2019 at 8:48 AM
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    Red Fox New Member

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    Good morning tundras!! Woke up since around 2:30 this morning, finally back asleep between 5:30/6 (joy's of staying at home right now), finished breakfast about about to take the boy to the gym. Sold my rear bumper so gotta meet a local guy this evening. Hoping the sun stays out today....
     
  24. May 9, 2019 at 8:50 AM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    @Pinay how might one go about the changing on names? Something I've considered....
     
  25. May 9, 2019 at 8:52 AM
    jewsNbrews

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    My grandpa used to carry a silver dollar from 1895 in his pocket daily. After the value went up on them he switch to an Eisenhower dollar. He kept it in his pocket for 30 years while working. It is now completely flat and smooth with no markings on it. I think my uncle has it now after his passing.
     
  26. May 9, 2019 at 8:58 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    A chicken's ass when he's eating!

    Good morning Stew.
     
  27. May 9, 2019 at 8:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Harvey!
     
  29. May 9, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Andy and good luck with the new help.
     

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