Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Got some thunder going on down here, my hail PTSD is kicking in.

 

Cheaper to watch at home when it hits DVD anyways.

 

I dont have a 30 something foot screen. My sound system is a little better than adequate. And there wont be a 12 foot tall Halle Berry.

 

First on, last off. Means the others will sell first. Plus the white ones are probably sold to cable company already.

 

nothing beats spring in colorado. 80 and sunny yesterday. now this...

 

No, but I am sure you have a nice TV. Can have a brew as well. And no one to bother you to tell you to put your pants back on when Halle Berry comes on.

 

My wife wanted to turn on the A/C yesterday. I told her to wait until today. The a/c was not turned on today.

 

That's true.

 

Don’t say that Pat. There are advances every day in modern medicine. Maybe they’ll find a cure for ruptured prolapsed blueballs in time.

 

Yup Friday and Saturday was nice days with no snow on the ground, and than yesterday we get this.

 

Dude I laughed so hard i scared the shit out of Sarge.

 

That sucks. The other John Wick movies were great.

 

Good. They say laughter is the best medicine. Hang in there buddy.

 

Yes, sir. That's why I'm kind of bummed I wont be here to see it. If I am lucky they will have it at the on base theater. Something tells me I wont be that lucky.

 

I don’t think a dvd is cheaper than a movie ticket. Not sure they make dvds anymore either. Quit being such a Jew.

 

We have cloudy skies but a weird light coming from the ski.

 

Fuck that shit!!!!!!

 

Lol yup

 

Man I have a great joke. Let me make another alternate account so I can post it.

 

My grass looks just like that,

 

What the big brown spot?

 

Yep

 

I had to redo the ground where my septic lines were because it had sank. Now waiting on some real warm-weather so the grass will grow.

 

I used the term “grass” pretty loosely.

 

Hey look on the bright side it's green!