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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:50 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Will go back outside and look at your truck, shine your tires
     
  2. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:51 AM
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    I need a power washer!!
     
  3. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:52 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Go back outside and see if you could do a u-turn :laugh:
     
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  4. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:53 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Start saving
     
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  5. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:53 AM
    Pinay

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    I have witnesses!!!! Boooyakah!

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  6. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:54 AM
    Pinay

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    No. I need to find a sugar daddy!
     
  7. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:54 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    No pics or video, it didn't happen
     
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  8. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:55 AM
    Pinay

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    I will go thru my dash cam!
     
  9. Apr 29, 2019 at 7:59 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Looks like your truck is getting arrested.
     
  10. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:00 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    You guys got Pat touching himself.
     
  11. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:05 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I was feeling irresistible!
     
  12. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:09 AM
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    Each white tundra was delivering me air for each of my tires. I was waiting for them for two days!
     
  13. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:11 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    They were bringing you helium; so we had to rely on air currents.
     
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  14. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:12 AM
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    We got Co2 and they wouldn’t let me breathe any of it! :(
     
  15. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:12 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Good call. Loads of hot air.
     
  16. Apr 29, 2019 at 8:14 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Gonna see if the Banned Memorial Thread Correctional Facility in San Antonio Texas is taking visitors today, got a care package for one of my TEXAS TÜNDRA CRÜE homies
     
  17. Apr 29, 2019 at 9:06 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Just dropped the youngest off so he can go to MEPs.

    Told him if he feels 1 hand on his shoulder not to worry. If he feels 2 hands he better not back up and get the hell out of there.:D
     
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2019
  18. Apr 29, 2019 at 9:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Going to have to pull a TSA check point next time! Lol
     
  19. Apr 29, 2019 at 9:37 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Apr 29, 2019 at 9:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  21. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:07 AM
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    Got a call from R&L carriers this morning while at the gym and both bumpers will be here this week :woot:

    Rear bumper just got delivered! I thought it was the front coming but the lady that called from R&L Friday didn't say where the bumper was coming from so I just assumed it was my front since that was the one that got picked up Friday from Nashville :rofl: the guy that called today was just as confused as I was :rofl:
     
  22. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:12 AM
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    Christmas for everybody! :rofl:

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  23. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    You got it stashed in your prison wallet?
     
  24. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:15 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Mike says he can't come out to play, his Warden has some medical issues, but all is well
     
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  25. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:17 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What's that? :notsure:
     
  26. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:17 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  27. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:18 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Your feelings were correct for sure. This photo is gonna get me through some lonely nights.
     
  28. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    War Machine

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    noun. The anus and/or rectum, particularly when contraband is hidden there in the context of a jail or a prison. I stowed a carton of cigarettes in my Prison Wallet before being booked this morning.
     
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  29. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    War Machine

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    Hell yeah.

    Does that say “Walkman”?
     
  30. Apr 29, 2019 at 11:19 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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