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  1. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:34 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:35 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  3. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:36 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Little do they know.....
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Apr 11, 2019
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  4. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:42 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  5. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:45 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    It was especially relevant since you were a rich kid.
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  6. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:47 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    #93846
    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Never was rich, parents either
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  7. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:52 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Don’t even. You’re always taking cruises, traveling on trains, your dog gets bacon, come on, @ariveroaks73.
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  8. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:54 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    My 1st cruise, Mrs paid it all, traveling trains???? Max deserves it, River oaks????:laugh:
    You live in the Woodlands, that's rich country
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  9. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:54 PM
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    T500

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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I’m a peasant too
     
    T500, Apr 11, 2019
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  10. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:56 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Apparently not, you just got a PRO grille
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  11. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:56 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I don’t live in the Woodlands!
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  12. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:57 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Close to it, I'll follow you one day......
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  13. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:58 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    :spy:
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Apr 11, 2019
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  14. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:59 PM
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    T500

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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :bananadance:
     
    T500, Apr 11, 2019
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  15. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:59 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I was visiting family in Alabama a few years back. I had an eight year old V6 Silverado, a Walmart watch on, and a cell phone that my company paid for. At one point I got surrounded by what looked like The Children of the Corn, and they started talking shit saying I was rich. That was funny and creepy at the same time.
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  16. Apr 11, 2019 at 1:59 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    :yes:
    Do I get a prize?
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Apr 11, 2019
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    justfortun, Trooper2, FoghornTX and 4 others like this.
  17. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:00 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Dammit what I was going for lol
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  18. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:00 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Almost 40 miles east brother.
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  19. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:00 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Bitch!
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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    jewsNbrews, Pinay, NE_WARRIOR[QUOTED] and 1 other person like this.
  20. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:01 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I was just using you too, to get that number, thanks, have a good day
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  21. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:02 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    At least you and I got a little sandwich action on @NE_WARRIOR
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  22. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:02 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    I let everyone know what my intentions were about 3000 posts ago :quickdraw:
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Apr 11, 2019
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  23. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:03 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  24. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:03 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I remember that
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  25. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:04 PM
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    War Machine

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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Well congratulations. By the way, it was announced 8000 posts ago that whomever got the 100000th post had to shave @Notachickmagnet ’s feet. Have fun.
     
    War Machine, Apr 11, 2019
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  26. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:05 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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  27. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:09 PM
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    T500

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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl:

    Never been to Alabama, I can’t wait to go and see people like that!!!
     
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  28. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:11 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    Well since I have a full time job and a Tundra meetup I organized for this weekend I'll have to put that on hold for a while
     
    NE_WARRIOR, Apr 11, 2019
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  29. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:21 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    WTF? Don't you and the wife have joint bank accounts?
     
    TXMiamiFan, Apr 11, 2019
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  30. Apr 11, 2019 at 2:23 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What?!?!? No, separate, but we do put into a joint account that don't get touched
     
    Last edited: Apr 11, 2019
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Apr 11, 2019
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