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Sold my Tundra. Bought the new ranger. APRIL FOOLS!

Discussion in 'General Tundra Discussion' started by 15whtrd, Apr 1, 2019.

  1. Apr 1, 2019 at 9:56 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    Check out the new ride!F46743DE-E5A1-4E8B-8EEE-EAADA81C4DB8.jpg
    While the tundra was great, it was killing me that it didn’t have all the fancy gizmos I wanted, and the gas mileage. I decided to trade her in and get a new Ford Ranger. Honestly I think it’s a better truck. I decided to waive any extended warranty because I’m sure this thing is going to last! Sorry to be a traitor guys.

    After a lot of research, I’m pretty certain this little four banger turbo is going to last much longer than the eco-boost six banger. Hope I don’t regret it.

    Peace bitches. I didn’t like you guys anyways.
     
  2. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:00 AM
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    WHAAAT!!! Thought you have been less active but didn't expect this!!!

    :hattip:
     
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  3. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:01 AM
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    Glad you you stayed with WHITE ;)
     
  4. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:03 AM
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    You know how hard it is to not respond right now?!!
     
  5. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:05 AM
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    Mnorris1206 Super white is fast as f***

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    Co Miami pull that post I did mine lol
     
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  6. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:05 AM
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    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    Tundras are so ancient compared to this new ranger. @B737 You were right. I don’t know why anyone would buy a tundra.
     
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  7. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:06 AM
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    It is a cutie!!! Probably better for SOCAL right?
     
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  8. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:07 AM
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    April's fool........:rofl:

    Screenshot_20190401-130827_Chrome.jpg
     
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  9. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:08 AM
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    15whtrd [OP] Mr. Blonde

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    I know I talked a big game about how much I loved the tundra, but I just needed better gas mileage. This thing has nut warmers and everything you could think of. Totally up to date, fully loaded.
     
  10. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:09 AM
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    Mnorris1206 Super white is fast as f***

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    If it works for ya have fun. Trader. Ha
    Screenshot_20190401-130808_Chrome.jpg
     
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  11. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:09 AM
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    Cool, so did you shop the new Ridgeline as well?
     
  12. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:10 AM
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    Without a doubt, I was trying to keep my options open. But I decided I wanted to stay American.
     
  13. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:11 AM
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    YOU SIR, ARE NO LONGER MR. BLONDE TO ME...GOOD-BYE

     
  14. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:11 AM
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    15whtrd

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    That guy stole the photo from me
     
  15. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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    Yeah guys, I decided to reinstall my nut sack and get a real truck made in America. Got to keep the money in the US. Tundras are for pussies
     
  16. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:14 AM
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    TOTAL BAN FROM FORUM, MY VOTE
     
  17. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:15 AM
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    Sorry man. It was an impulse buy
     
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  18. Apr 1, 2019 at 10:15 AM
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    I remember when you pulled this stunt one year and bought an F150 o_O didn’t you even take a pic with the sales person and sign the paperwork :rofl:

    Hows the Ford treating you chief LOL?
     
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    I am in a glass case of emotion!
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    April Fool's????
     
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    I’m thinking of having him custom make me one. I hope it sounds as awesome as the eco-boost raptor.
     
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    That thing there queefs
     
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    In like a good way
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That's "Queefs", always a "U" after a "Q"......... Maybe get it to a "Manly" Queef.........
     

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