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I think @ARamirez73 is still on an island with his buddies

 

Sign before the RR Tracks

 

Drove from Guntersville, AL to Lincolnton, NC yesterday. Google says it's a 6.5 hour trip. Google LIES! Google doesn't take into account that you have a 2 year old and a 5 year old passenger, or the fact that it's pouring down rain and people from GA can't drive in the rain.
2 early pee stops put us an hour behind and we hit Atlanta rush hour traffic. I hate Atlanta. While sitting in a complete standstill just before the 285/85 interchange, my 2 year old gets carsick and pukes, twice.
Sat in traffic for another hour or so with my son covered in his own puke. Finally get moving and pull off at a gas station in North Atlanta to try and sanitize him and the carseat using only baby wipes (it's all I had). That takes another hour. Finally got back on the road, pouring rain, and everything smelled like spoiled regurgitated milk. By the time we finally reached the hotel in Lincolnton, that 6.5 hours had turned into 11.5 hours. I think it was somewhere around 2:30a when the boy fell asleep. The carseat still smells.

 

Joys of parenthood.

 

That sucks buddy. But, at least you made it safely. Hopefully return trip will be smoother

 

I frequently try to catch air over the train tracks near my work. its such a steep approach and then there's a kicker right where the tracks are and going about 45-50 will get the truck off the ground

 

That looks like it would it would have been cool.

 

Traveled 5hrs to Columbus Ohio. Drove around and nope no @ARamirez73 here.

Went in convention center and with thousands of people searched frantically and still nothing.

 

I also checked with home land security and they have not seen @ARamirez73.

 

I did ask the Agent if an Adam Ramirez could be held at port since he maybe "suit casing" smuggled sausage from a recent cruise. Advised him he goes by @ARamirez73.

Anyone know what ship he is on? Some Agents owe me favors and this would be good idea.

 

Sorry didn't know @ARamirez73 got back. Should have checked other threads.

 

Thanks Denise! Enjoy it every year.

 

I hope the little guy is feeling better now! Good luck getting that stank out of the upholstery.

 

Hey @Grumpy Uncle
@SR5TRDTUNDRA
Look what I made !!!!

 

Ya right really!! Cheese pupusas?!!

 

Half are cheese then some with spicy chicken and cheese!
I am gonna put chocolate in the last one

 

I think you may be the first gringa to attempt that . That looks like some mighty fine vittles! Did you like them? Stupid question

 

Now you need to make some pineapple tamales.

 

Yeah they are really good!!

 

Oh crap I love pineapple

 

Finally. Its Quitting Time...

 

Next batch make it with chicharron and black beans, the send some to me and Raf to try as Quality Control.

 

Pineapple tamales rock, drizzle a little honey. Holy hell that's some fine snacking right there.

 

I had to look up chicharron !!

 

I put pineapple in everything !

 

For those of you who wonder why my wife puts up with me, this is the answer. 25 years of marriage, three kids ranging from 12-21, and I’ve been responsible for cleaning up everything that comes out of them, outside of normal diaper changes. EVERYTHING.

She can’t handle it, so it’s always my problem. That’s why she keeps me around. To clean up puke, etc that our kids (and her) leave behind.

 

Omg I just looked up a recipe for pineapple tamales