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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:09 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Well, @ARamirez73 does love to be around seamen.
     
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  2. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:09 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Morning Pornstar
     
  3. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:15 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jose!
     
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  4. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:16 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Hey Bryan!
    You must of danced!
     
  5. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Sure did! [​IMG]
     
  7. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:18 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  8. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:19 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Well I appreciate it!
    Who cares if it feels like 3° out there :eek2:
     
  9. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:20 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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  10. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:20 AM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Thought it was a "Swinger" Cruise????

    @ARamirez73
     
  11. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:21 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    So y'all think @ARamirez73 is stuck on the poop deck?
     
  12. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:22 AM
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  13. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:23 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Something like that

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:26 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  15. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:27 AM
    Trooper2

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    in the black shorts
     
  16. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:29 AM
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Morning all Tundranians!

    We’re heading home today after another visit with Dan, my brother-in-law that lost his arm on Thurday. He’s doing pretty well all things considered, and currently has a positive and determined attitude that he will be OK and learn to be independent once again. Something I’m very glad to see, and will continue to encourage.

    He was caught in a conveyor belt at work, and what he had to do to get free of it and to go find help is nothing short of horrific. So much so that I won’t post the whole story here.

    He’s going in for a surgery today to wrap the nerve endings and skin graft over the shoulder, and might be getting out of the hospital by Friday if all goes well. Your continued thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
     
  17. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just looks like the only thing swinging is sausage.
     
  18. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Depends how much @ARamirez73 drank last night.
     
  19. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:31 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  20. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Phil! So glad to hear he's doing good.
     
  21. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:33 AM
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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Wow, despite the situation that’s good to hear! Could’ve been worse, best wishes and prayers will continue!
     
  22. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:33 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Prayers out for a speedy recovery.
     
  23. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:35 AM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  24. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:35 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Prayers for Dan. It is great that he has a positive attitude.
    Safe travels Phil.
     
  25. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:35 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I need to working on cleaning my search history on my work PC this week :anonymous:
     
  26. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:36 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Can you search for @ARamirez73 ?
     
  27. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:37 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Glad to hear he is being positive about his situation. Good attitude will help tremendously for his recovery both physically and mentally. Wish him the best for us, please.
     
  28. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:38 AM
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    Can't. Work firewall prohibits the search for the acronym "MGM", like @ARamirez73 truck, due to offensive content :D
     
  29. Feb 25, 2019 at 7:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    ;)
     
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  30. Feb 25, 2019 at 8:20 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Soooooo, if "Camel Toe" is to a women . Is "Cone Toe" to a man? :D

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