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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:03 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Park your truck over it and call the city or push the cover over the hole.
     
  2. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:03 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    On way to delivery opposite way
     
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  3. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:04 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Try to remember the hole on your way back.
     
  4. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:04 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Called my Boss to call city
     
  5. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:05 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Call local PD.
     
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  6. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Boss said he take care of
     
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  7. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:26 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Do it
     
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  8. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:29 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    No, buy the PRO.
     
  9. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:44 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    That mod bug hits everyone
     
  10. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:55 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Its a little cold out there today!
     
  11. Feb 18, 2019 at 3:58 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I'll fund you....
     
  12. Feb 18, 2019 at 4:00 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    The trick is to.not let interfere with the beer budget!
     
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  13. Feb 18, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    :cheers:
     
  14. Feb 18, 2019 at 4:53 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    If you dont want it you can get for me. I will stop by to get no shipping involved. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:22 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Home of Friendly's Ice Cream
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    K&N Air Filter, Diamondback cover, Bumper Shells
    I asked about a level kit at my Toyota dealership and no one in parts or service knew what I was talking about, when I explained the told me to take it to someone that does "that type of work". Mind you I bought one of the only 2 trucks they had on the lot.....lots of Prius there though
     
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  16. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:23 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    It's not always on the shimmy but on the shake too!
     
  17. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:29 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    Cheers, but you're a few hours behind. Must be the time zone thing.
     
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  18. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:35 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Show a lil more to get funds
     
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  19. Feb 18, 2019 at 5:54 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Sorry motherf-ers

    B8460E95-E9F0-4EF0-AE37-0E02A7AB5CFA.jpg
     
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  20. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:04 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    KIMG0061.jpg
    New tow mirrors came in, emailed em told em of vibration/shaking they sent me new ones...free
     
  21. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:38 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    What gang is that? Or is that shitheads being shitheads?
     
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  22. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:41 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I have to send them back according to their email
     
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  23. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:50 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    I'd drive that around DFW just to piss off all the transplant Californians.
     
  24. Feb 18, 2019 at 6:51 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Don’t know if it’s gang stuff or not. Just really shitty. It’s a place for veterans with PTSD to be housed and treated, along with their families. I’ve been involved with them for several years, and it’s just a dogshit thing to do to them.
     
  25. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:01 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I know of the organization. Nice to see that you are helping out. I mean that!
    I was trying to figure out what kind of shithead they were. I took out the 2 options that I would like to do. I dont want a vacation.
     
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  26. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:24 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: fund me then!
     
  27. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:27 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good evening Ron!
     
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  28. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:28 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You don't have a taco :devil:
     
  29. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:30 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
  30. Feb 18, 2019 at 7:30 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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