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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:10 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The Mrs says she wants to come work with me........







    Uuuuuuummmmm.........













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  2. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:17 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I doubt there’s much market for them. I threw mine away.
     
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  3. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:17 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Mornin'

    So this is what being 30 feels like. I don't like it.

    COFFEEEEE!!!!!!!! STAT!
     
  4. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:18 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Yeah, that was the original plan.
     
  5. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:19 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Is it your birthday? If so, happy birthday. Don’t worry. 40 is better...
     
  6. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:20 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Negative Ghost Rider.
     
  7. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:23 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yeah at one time she applied for a position there in Spring
     
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  8. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:26 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    That’s how I keep my guys in line. I threaten to hire their wives.
     
  9. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:28 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :eek: :rofl:
     
  10. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:46 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  11. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:47 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Foghorn!
     
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  12. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:54 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    This is starting to remind me of getting a gift for my wife. :annoyed: :rofl:

    Best I got now is some sort of experience / thing to go do that he’d like, and do it with him. Instead of an item.
     
  13. Feb 15, 2019 at 6:57 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Hola Tundramigos!
     
  14. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:02 AM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Happy Birthday you young punk! :D

    Maybe this will help
     
  15. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:04 AM
    Outbound

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    It is. I'll take your word on 40. I miss 25. Lol

    Thanks. That helps a bit. Lol
     
  16. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:07 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Can't let it happen, if you do, Tundras.com George ceases to exist

     
  17. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:08 AM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Exactly, heading to the movies to kill a little time
     
  18. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:10 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: I'll save that for Christmas
    basically everything I am....guns, tundras, etc....drinks whiskey which he already has a bottle at my house I got him....
    :p
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    looks like you had fun
    :rofl: he doesn't drink coffee like most Americans....he drinks coffee like Vietnamese do. Their coffee is a whole hell of a lot stronger than ours.
    We have plans to go to the range at some point but not with my kids.
     
  19. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:11 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  20. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:12 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :thumbsup:
     
  21. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:16 AM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    ‘Morning Tundra Family!
    Yesterday’s travels went great. Both flights pushed off on time, were extremely smooth and arrived early.
    Now we get to spoil these three (of our 7 grands) for the next few days. The middle and right hand two live in El Paso. The one on the left came with us.
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    Have a great Friday everyone!
     
  22. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:20 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Those are the precious moments,
     
  23. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:23 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Happy Birthday birthday brother
    I miss 30 :D
     
  24. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:26 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Foghorn! Atta-boy!
     
  25. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:27 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Wayne
    Spoiling grandkids is awesome have great time
     
  26. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:28 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Aaron! Try 50, sucks.
     
  27. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:29 AM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    STOP! I don't wanna hear that!!!! lol
     
  28. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:37 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Wayne! Grandkids are so special. My 4 are a handful sometimes but I wouldn’t give up those special times for the world. Enjoy your time with them and make tons of memories! Before you know it, they’ll be all grown up! Have a great weekend!
     
  29. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:40 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Good morning tundra clan! Trying to enjoy the one day weekend I have. Just remember can't have a bad day cause it's Friday!
     
  30. Feb 15, 2019 at 7:42 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    What kind of budget? Maybe a nice pocket knife or watch?
     

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