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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Morning Dave :wave:
     
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  2. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:18 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    He’s probably doing the rain dance just to piss us off! :rofl:
     
  3. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:20 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Hey, I just want her coffee... not!
     
  4. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:24 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Dave
     
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  5. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Morning, Dave
     
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  6. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    040Tundra

    040Tundra Teddy 2013-2019

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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Mornin brotha

    Mornin brotha
     
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  7. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:30 AM
    040Tundra

    040Tundra Teddy 2013-2019

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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Mornin’ brotha
     
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  8. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:33 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Morning all.

    *ring ring* (my manager)
    Me: Hey.
    Manager: Hey.
    Me: What up?
    Manager: There's an opening in Alaska.
    Me: So?
    Manager: Do you want it?
    Me: Full relocation and a 40% pay increase. Guaranteed contract for 10 years.
    Manager: They can't go for that.
    Me: Do they think that they're Hall & Oates now?
    Manager: You're not funny.
    Me: I'm also not going to Alaska.
    Manager: Just be sure to put your time in today.
    Me: I'm shakin' it, boss.
     
  9. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:34 AM
    040Tundra

    040Tundra Teddy 2013-2019

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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Well I have an appointment this am to get my tires rotated...:rockband:

    Such a PITA, especially cause it hardly ever rains here and its been raining for the third day now. People here don’t know how to drive in the rain.
     
  10. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:37 AM
    040Tundra

    040Tundra Teddy 2013-2019

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    A little of this and a little of that.

    It’s funny how bosses think/expect their employees to react to so called opportunities but don’t want to give anything on their part? WTF! Like I’d move from a sunny warm place to the freezing cold where the sun hardly shines. I’d be depressed if I lived in Alaska.
     
  11. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:45 AM
    Tundrablue

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    Good morning Foghorn
     
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  12. Feb 5, 2019 at 7:53 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Bryan!
    Good morning Dave!
     
  13. Feb 5, 2019 at 8:17 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    There or anywhere
     
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  14. Feb 5, 2019 at 8:19 AM
    040Tundra

    040Tundra Teddy 2013-2019

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    A little of this and a little of that.

    I’m referring to Vegas. People suck at driving to begin with and when you add a little water to the roadways it gets real slippery and then all the idiots start crashing into each other.
     
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  15. Feb 5, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: good morning Foghorn!
     
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  16. Feb 5, 2019 at 9:56 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  17. Feb 5, 2019 at 10:04 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  18. Feb 5, 2019 at 10:12 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    MGM even Fed Ex is faster! Must be a new moto.:D
     
  19. Feb 5, 2019 at 11:03 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good afternoon Don
    Beautiful 58* afternoon here l got stuck washing the plow trucks and spreaders today
     
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  20. Feb 5, 2019 at 11:17 AM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Took my truck in for the 25k service. Rep told me I have a cam shaft housing leak on both sides.. wtf is that??

    Anyone thoughts?
     
  21. Feb 5, 2019 at 11:22 AM
    Leo's first

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    Also known as cam tower leak seems to be common on later models
    There are a few threads on it, even a petition to get Toyota to recall
     
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  22. Feb 5, 2019 at 11:26 AM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Not a fun job
     
  23. Feb 5, 2019 at 11:32 AM
    Jsena

    Jsena Trend setter, not a follower!!

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    Is that something major?
     
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  24. Feb 5, 2019 at 12:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    the hell! I'm so disappointed!!! it's freaking 77° here right now!!! WHERE IS THE COLD AND MY SNOW!?!
     
  25. Feb 5, 2019 at 1:00 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Try the Texas panhandle.
     
  26. Feb 5, 2019 at 1:09 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Living in the wrong state, ain't 'cha?
     
  27. Feb 5, 2019 at 2:06 PM
    cjmay13

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  28. Feb 5, 2019 at 2:19 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :facepalm:No that's because of the Ford in front of him!
     
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  30. Feb 5, 2019 at 3:30 PM
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    Paper route for me. Got a Columbia BMX bike. Hot pink, white tires and white mag wheels.
     

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