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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:11 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Yep. Best of times! Too bad I’m stuck in Ohio!:(
     
  2. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:15 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    :rofl: If I do drink, I drink alone most of the time. You know the song!!! :thumbsup:
     
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  3. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:37 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    NOOOOOOOO!!! That's not at all what happened! :smack:
     
  4. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:43 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    The reasons I was MIA for a bit....

    I was in weapon certification class most of last week and then OC Spray cert....my days and schedule messed up due to the change in work schedule for the week and then having my girls more often than normal (TOTALLY NOT COMPLAINING) because...well...yeah I'll just leave that part at that. I ended up having issues with my right eye. It was scratched somehow during the OC cert and my vision was hazy so reading as irritating because I couldn't see properly.

    I'm better now...schedule not like normal though due to having my kids more often than normal and I'm now having to work that out with child care while I go to work.
     
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  5. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:49 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I must have the hangries. Haven't eaten all day. The queen is finally in the arms of Mama Percocet. Just got her home,
     
  6. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:50 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Go eat! Sounds like you deserve it! Hope she feels better
     
  7. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:51 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Glad to see you’re back to normal.
     
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  8. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:51 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    normal for me anyway
     
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  9. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:52 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    That was implied :rofl:

    More time with the girls is always a good thing too.
     
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  10. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:54 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Mine was, sir you can wait 30- to 40 minutes or come back in 3.5 hours.
    So you mean to tell me it's faster if I wait. Well, I dont know.
    What do you mean you dont know, uuummmm, if you come back, uummmm.
    Never mind, I am going to clean the glass you just licked and wait! What glass, sir?
     
  11. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:54 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    it definitely is!
     
  12. Feb 4, 2019 at 12:59 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Thanks, and stuffing my face now.
     
  13. Feb 4, 2019 at 1:01 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    @ChefJose
    Molletes and chimichurri. It's good, chimi is good with anything.20190204_134449.jpg
     
  14. Feb 4, 2019 at 1:02 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Yum
     
  15. Feb 4, 2019 at 1:07 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    The boys asked what's for dinner.:rofl::rofl:theres leftover chicken as well.
     
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  16. Feb 4, 2019 at 1:20 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Good to things are getting back to normal for you.
     
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  17. Feb 4, 2019 at 1:26 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  18. Feb 4, 2019 at 1:33 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    @ChefJose now??? What gives??? Why name change???
     
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  19. Feb 4, 2019 at 3:20 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Aboo from New Delhi caught me at the end of the day. I was busy trying to wrap things up at work. Does he know my father?

     
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  20. Feb 4, 2019 at 3:47 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    Sounds like you were quite busy. Glad all is well and the eye is better. Having the girls more is awesome though!

    Hope all went well and she heals up quickly.
     
  21. Feb 4, 2019 at 3:50 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Thanks, Tim.
     
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  22. Feb 4, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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    She was at my place...
     
  23. Feb 4, 2019 at 5:12 PM
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    Damn. Next time buddy and syrup season is probably just a couple weeks away
     
  24. Feb 4, 2019 at 5:37 PM
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  26. Feb 4, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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    For sure!
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    A tank of gas will only get you 10 minutes though
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  29. Feb 4, 2019 at 6:43 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's ok we are already used to the milage. :D
     
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  30. Feb 4, 2019 at 6:43 PM
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