You know that you’re REALLY old when....

You've had a 4 pack of smokes.

 

olive drab match books were included with your meal!

 

And a P-38.

 

I forgot about the P-38. I still have a couple on key rings.

 

Several years ago I bought a bunch of P38s and P51s from

Lemail Wig P-51 & P-38 Can Opener 20 Pack - 10 of Each Shelby U.s. Made Survival Gear Prep

https://www.amazon.com/P-51-P-38-Ca...UTF8&qid=1544005415&sr=8-6&keywords=p38+&+p51 to give to some guys at work, I think maybe 1 or 2 knew what they were.

 

When people tell you, you should really be using your internal monologue.

 

You're also old if your wife or girlfriend told you what L.S.M.F.T. meant when horseback riding.

 

Me too

 

You remember when the first McDonald's opened when you used msdos
When I joined the Army and made $76.00 a month
Old people don't drive slow to piss you off we just have time to do the speed limit.

 

... electronics didn't exist

 

$0.18 per gallon. My 62 Oldsmobile got 18 mpg with a 396 cu in. before emissions were around.

Unleaded gas did not exist!

I considered a 350 CI V8 a small engine when they came out.

 

I get distracted easily, saw the Amazon P-38's and got distracted and forgot to come back. Oh look a squirrel...