Wife and I need the Tundra communities help!

We are recently married, but decided to put off the honeymoon due to work. But now it's time to go big and finally get away from the hell hole of real life for some much needed R&R with a little adventure.

We are starting to plan where to go and have narrowed it to a Mediterranean Cruise or an African Safari . We can't decide so I figured why not ask the craziest MOFOs on the internet .

Help a fellow tundra brotha and his wife out

 

I'm partial to Southern Africa as I spent several years there growing up. An African safari would be an unforgettable experience.

 

Where's the "both" button?
Not sure where the cruise is stopping, but I would go there. So much history to see IMO. Have fun!

 

Ive been married 22 years now, best advice I can give you is let her decide, trust me.

 

Damn thats a hard choice. Ya got the history of the Mediterranean versus the beauty of the wild in an African safari...

 

Oh trust me, we tried to work both lol but it ain't happening. It's a big reason why I like the cruise idea. The history would be amazing. But damn would a safari be pretty insane too

 

Wifey is just as confused lol she brought up me posting on here

 

Damn lol, she's a keeper.
If it were me I would do the cruise, it would probably be a little more relaxing and y'all would get to see a variety of places.

 

That's a whole lotta modding you could do instead. Forget I said that. I personally would do the safari but I know my wife would want to do the cruise. What's the weather like in Europe? Shit I don't know. I just want to say congrats and have an awesome time.

 

Europe!!!!, you know it makes sense...

Few years ago we did a 12 night deal with Celebrity, round trip from Venice to Ravenna (Italia), Split and Dubrovnik (Croatia), Malta, Naples, Rome and Kotor in Montegro......wonderful trip and great weather......expensive though, we went 'concierge class'...thats w whole bunch of mods you will have to put on the back burner bro

 

Oh and go for the 'drinks package'...now that does make sense, bahahahahaha

 

Where would you sleep in Africa? Resort style or in a hut? That would decide it for me.

 

Safari... easy peasy... and more than a little jealous!

 

It's like a luxury camp style in out in the park. From what I can tell it looks freaking luxury with a private pool

 

Keep in mind we are shooting for around April or May but if not it's going to have be after July due to our work schedule but we want to start booking flights and reserving rooms etc ...

 

Rumble in the jungle. Oh, yeah!

 

That settles it.... Africa! Private pool=naked swimming.

 

Safari has always been a dream destination.

 

Wait, it's not gonna be 118* everyday, is it?

 

They're naked. Who cares?

 

Very true. That would be one hell of a memory lol. Ahh why is it so hard!

 

Shouldn't be. It said average is about 80s

 

That's what she said.

 

Which country?

 

We have also done the safari thing too....meh......better on NatGeo...IMHO
You may see some wild animals, but probly not...just a BS high dollar visit to the local zoo and .....we NEVER felt safe, like ever.....SA is NOT the place to be these days...thanks media censorship (again), honestly, I have many, many friends down there who inform me that the universities and other establishments have been closed for months due to riots over the USUAL issues....just google SA Today, or maybe not (VPN server to take your Google search to SA maybe?).
CRUISE!...without a doubt, they will keep you safe (usually).

 

Zimbabwe or near johannesburg

Med cruise would be Italy, Rome, Greece

 

These are some of the pros and cons were looking for.

 

CRUISE!!!!