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WARNING TO ANY AND ALL ABOUT SOUTH CAROLINA!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TomC843, Mar 22, 2022.

  1. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:19 PM
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    TomC843

    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing on our beaches, or river bottoms, this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat you alive with ticks and chiggers.
    Our Rivers are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guy wearing speedos
    Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes
    South Carolina panthers have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.
    The local coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.
    Snakes don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here and the diamond back rattle Cobras
    The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation
    We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars.
    Watch out for the jackalopes; they have been extremely aggressive this season.
    We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.
    Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.
    Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Alabama grasshoppers.
    Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.
    I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.
    Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.
    Come at your own risk!
    I hear Ohio and Florida are really nice though.”
     
  2. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:29 PM
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    TILLY

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    How are the tax rates? :monocle:
     
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    Wallygator

    Wallygator Well Zippedy Da Do!

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    Sounds like my kind of place!:thumbsup:
     
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  4. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:31 PM
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    I appreciate the warning….but have you ever been to Portland or Seattle?
     
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    Yessir! I’ll help you unpack but the beer is on you
     
  6. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:42 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Young men never die.

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    Black Wolf

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    I love SC. Was in kindergarten there in 1960 while my dad was flying A-4 Skyhawks at MCAS Beaufort. I got the privilege of going back there as a Marine Sgt in 1980 for a week to attend micro-miniature repair school. SC is a piece of cake compared to the critters at the top of the food chain in AK. I'd make hat bands out of copperhead and water moccasin skins in my sleep......
     
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  8. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:46 PM
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    Forgot, saw Pat Travers Band in Myrtle Beach in 80 while there. We all should go to SC just to hit the M Beach boardwalk.....
     
  9. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:49 PM
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    Darkness Allergic to white

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    Sounds better than LA.
     
  11. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:54 PM
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    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    All silly shit aside don't underestimate the harm a copperhead can do. Ask poor Lidia.

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  12. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:56 PM
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    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    Lies to sell records.
     
  13. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:57 PM
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    TomC843

    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    Nope Bloods and Crips moved in last week!
     
  14. Mar 22, 2022 at 7:59 PM
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    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    Real bad, our nick name is South Taxolina.
     
  15. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:01 PM
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    FrenchToasty

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    So when’s dinner at your place!?
     
  16. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:01 PM
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    Black Wolf

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    That's horrible. No one would want something like that to happen to a pet. Speaking of silly shit, small dogs would get let off the leash from unsuspecting idiot tourists at Kinkaid State Park down the road from where I lived in Anchorage. Dogs never came back. Brown bears in the park. In city limits.
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T
    Meh, we got most of all that shit plus chupacabras, and 195 degree heat.
     
  18. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:05 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, 6 lug enthusiast

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    See I like it when people come here, most of the time they don’t come back, especially when they go to Phoenix
     
  19. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:07 PM
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    TomC843

    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    Wife spotted the blood drops and sent me out looking after I got done telling her she crazy that is not a snake bite, I saw the snake. $3500 later at the emergency vet that keeps anti venom on hand she still with us 6 years later
     
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  20. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:09 PM
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    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    Humidity....mike drop.
     
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  21. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:10 PM
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    Black Wolf

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    Tough little dog! Sorry that happened to her.
     
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  22. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:11 PM
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, 6 lug enthusiast

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    He said chupacabras………
    Hahah jk, you can have that moistness!!!!
    During move in, it’s always “humid in August” it’s the best!
     
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  23. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:12 PM
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    Yep....can't argue that
     
  24. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:14 PM
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    TomC843

    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    We've got something SO much worse, they are called South Carolina Gamecocks!!!
     
  25. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:15 PM
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    That's some funny shit. The OP. Not Lidia.
     
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    Blah, blah, humid, blah. Sure you have humidity to go along with your 90 degree temps. Try coming here during Monsoon season when we have humidity but it's 115.
     
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    Black Wolf

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    So what's the deal. Lots of outer stater's moving to SC now? I thought CO was the best state to screw up. Oh wait ...happened already. Ha!
     
  28. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:19 PM
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    True but not 24/7/365
     
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    One of the first trips I ever took to our Glorious Southern land was as a 21 Yr. old Northerner to Myrtle Beach, never saw so many beautiful women in one place. :101010:
     
  30. Mar 22, 2022 at 8:20 PM
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    TomC843 [OP] The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    I don't know where monsoon season is, But hurricane season is for real. Get two or three a year! (Hurricane Hugo really did hit on my 17 birthday and is responsible of the crappy left knee if had of the past 30+ years)
     
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