Warning: Bumpers May Be Closer Than They Appear

Remember to plan ahead when putting large exterior accessories on the front and back of your truck... you may find the vehicle that BARELY fit in the garage before no longer fits at all!

 

Uh oh. Maybe a running start will help get the extra room needed.

 

Don’t eat yellow snow, look both ways before you cross the street, and never corner a wild animal...

 

I was backing into my garage and asked my son to spot me. I told him to tell me when I got close to the wall. I backed right into the wall and crushed it.
I got out of the truck and my son said “3:46 PM”.

 

The original joke was 3:45! LOL

 

I changed it so I wouldn’t have to credit the author.

 

Fell out of my chair there, boss and almost spilled my damn beer! ROFLMAO!

If it makes you feel better, I dented drywall with the 20’s on my wife’s Explorer. I’ve never done a wall repair so fast in my whole life. Growing up with tough parenting gives us boys practice to fix things really fast to not get caught by our wives later in life!

 

I hear you and promise pics, @Cpl_Punishment. I just need to fix some sh** first before my next post!