Turkey poop

Went away for the week last Sunday.

During that time, stupid turkey spent time on the top bed edge of my 22 Tundra. Pooped down both sides.

Got back Friday and it was all dried on. Now it's like cement. I tried paper towels and general purpose cleaner and got about 75% off. Tried some WD40 cause that's good for everything and that got another 5%. Took it to a car wash and ran it through with the super duper wash. That got about another 5%. But there's still some crap left and I've run out of ideas. Anyone else tried anything for turkey poop? Besides a shotgun for the actual bird.

 

Put a microfiber towel, soaked in HOT water on it and let it rest for a while.

It should loosen it up.

 

Some dawn dish soap might work, but may harm your clear coat. Use with caution. Good luck.

 

The microfiber cloth worked perfectly. Ran it under water, tossed it in the microwave for 2 minutes, and let it sit on the spot for about a minute. The stuff wiped right off. Sometimes, the simplest solutions are the best. Actually, simple solutions are always the best. Occam's Razor, anyone? Thanks team.