Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Nah. I'm still here, and definitely full of shit.

 

Same. We agree.

 

I saw that @AZBaldy...

 

I didn't want to go near politics so I deleted my joke...

 

Oh, I can imagine what it was given that we are talking about being full of shit. I like where your mind was going. LOL

So many.... so so many.

 

Since you live in the land of plastic American "cheese", I can understand your opinion.

But a burger without real cheese on it is a travesty.

 

Keith Richards is really a vampire, so not a valid human example

 

Not nearly enough exsanguinated bodies have been found to have kept him alive this long.

 

I voted for cheese on a burger, quality sharp cheese is the preference.

However, as of two weeks ago I am not eating any cheese at all, and no more 1/2 & 1/2 in my coffee. I need to do better on the lipid test. I’m not in dire straits but it is high.

If/when my doctor puts me on statens, I might change my mind.

 

Local Ace Hardware had these in the checkout stand que.

I did have the impulse to buy one, but we don't need a plunger right now.

 

This is what happens when you don’t put cheese on a burger.

Also known as Meanwhile in Seattle
https://mynorthwest.com/crime_blotter/seattle-trader-joes-arrest/4119378

 

That's one hell of a blotter report once you scroll down to the other headlines.

Note to self. Stay far away from Seattle.

 

It's a shame that is the only close town to me that has professional sports.

 

By the way, cheese on burgers. The one vote for just burgers has to be from some kind of extraterrestrial.

 

Or a grump who is set in his ways.

Who also dislikes people who use a muzzle brake on a range day.

And flip flops. He would vote to ban flip flops all together.