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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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    16.7%

  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    23.3%

  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.0%

  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.7%

  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
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    Mdnitedrftr

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    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Nobody gives a shit about that. :laugh:
     
    Mdnitedrftr, Jul 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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    The insurance company might. Lol.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You a sparky too?
    3' clear in front of a panel is code. :evil:
     
    NWPirate, Jul 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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    Outbound

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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    1 meter here, or roughly 2 AR-15s tip to butt.
     
    Outbound, Jul 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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  5. Jul 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Replacing a couple shower heads

    I get joy out of taking out the communist water saving device

    I don’t need a sprinkle

    I need bidet strength
     
    nobodyintexas, Jul 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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    BlackNBlu

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    I'm going with mom?, she's definitely giving off freak in the sheets vibes while daughter? reminds me too much of Snooki.
    She does accessorize well though.
     
    BlackNBlu, Jul 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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    That spoiler looks like a kid trying to grow a beard and only getting the chin patch.

     
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    Lomax cover, TRD PRO headlight conversion...so far anyway
    Here it's 36" clearance from panels, so yeah, I'd say that's an issue.
     
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  9. Jul 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Figured I'd try one out :D
     
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    What did you get?
    I could use a new one
     
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Home Depot

    delta

    magnet mount
     
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    Ya. 36” I think from panels, no?
     
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    Damn I was right. I used to have do a lot of store inspections back in the day for fire codes
     
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    Wanted to go out and ride today. Hit the store to get our daughter her Mr Beast candy bar she likes, and stoped by her employer to drop it off for her and get a small coffee

    IMG_1229.jpg
     
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    I can totally see that but my first thought was WTH is up with that 2-stage FuManchu grille?

    It's like the designers started by saying "we'll make it look like the 3rd Gen Tundra only cut down a bit."
    But then, "It needs to be more aggressive! We'll make a second level grille, even bigger, and more in your face!"
    "Yes, yes!" *Nods of approval all around*
     
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