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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Phuk state and national parks.
    hipcamp.com
     
  2. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Yeah, I was seconds away from saying why don't you just Google it lol but I figured I would ask in here just to see if there were any special recommendations.
     
  3. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I was giving them a state park as punishment for putting that on Tyler. FFS, it's an internet search.
     
  4. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I will send her that website, never heard of it before
     
  5. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Anything near Littleton will def be under 9k elevation lol
     
  6. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I mean, if you lived there or had been there lots, sure. You are literally on the other side of the country. WTAF
     
  7. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I have used it for a few years. This year all of my camping is at Hipcamps. It can be a bit strange camping on someone’s property but so is being in the herd of assholes at state/national parks
     
  8. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Well boys... just lost the ol job.... times are about to get interesting.
     
  9. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Lots of CO state parks are booked up a year in advance.
     
  10. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yeah, she's pretty cool but I must confess I definitely rolled my eyes on this :rofl: she knows that I am good at, and enjoy finding the best price on a product like tires for example and I always offer to help and I guess apparently she also thought that meant I would just do basic googling for her
     
  11. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    Unfortunately, I don't think that's true. Would love to not see her reaction after every play.
     
  12. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    What?
     
  13. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Shit.
    What happened?
     
  14. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Boooo
     
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  15. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    So it's kind of like Airbnb for camping? I sent her the link, hopefully she gets the hint that I'm not going to actually find a specific campsite for her lol.
     
  16. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Do I like that post? Supportive or send the wrong message…

    Sorry bud… a good job or is this the reason you needed to find the right job!?
     
  17. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Damn, man. What happened?
     
  18. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Well shit, that sucks.
     
  19. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That sucks. Best of luck.
     
  20. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I' 5'9. You'd tower over me.
     
  21. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Product review.
    kwick wood.jpg
    It seemed to be a less expensive alterative to the blue pill.

    It's hard to spread, not very lubricating, actually kind of abrasive. It leaves a thin tan crust, no wood what so ever. When you present to your partner, she leaves.

    Not recommended. 0 stars.
     
  22. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Exactly.

    People will rent their driveway or backyard or acreage. Some built fancy “outhouses” with bathrooms, showers and cooking appliances.

    Kinda a slick side hustle…
     
  23. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Round up huh?
     
  24. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sounds like you have a combination of PNW gloom and living near Seattle blues... time to move!!!!
     
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  25. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I care...


    and look forward to hearing your opinions as they usually result in :bananadead:


    ....which is why I'm here :anonymous:
     
  26. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O an inch taller.... That's not towering, sir
     
  27. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Times like this calls for drastic measures....

    Option one: a TripleConPanna (not me silly, the beverage) :D

    Option two: Fiber gummies (most brands are about 3-4 grams of dietary fiber per 1 or 2 gummies) So, snack on one a few times throughout the day, or in cases like this, pop a couple every 2-3 hours and you'd be feeling better soon :thumbsup:
     
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  28. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Sorry to hear.
     
  29. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I have no idea WTF this is :notsure:
     
  30. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What did them turning 13 have to do with the 'angles' in your house???
     

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