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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Jun 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Trauma sucks, but it also gives perspective and grounding. Gallows humor helps.
     
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    I wish. It's the same story everyone on the internet has. The paparazzi hasn't seen them out much so it must be true right. Wanted to see who would take the bait. But I know for the most part this group doesn't care much about sports.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Holy WTF man. That's some serious shit to work through.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I don't like her or her music. I also hate always seeing her during games, suffice to say I don't like her.


    But, still, would.
     
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    I pretty much can't stand her. And yet also would because I'm a pig like that. :anonymous:
     
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    Azblue

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    Yes, a sick twisted bastard like me. :fistbump:
     
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    Or swift...
     
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    Tattoos and meetings have come up a number of times here and this is an interesting take on them IMG_0256.jpg
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I would rather a tattoo than a meeting. I can sleep or read during a tattoo. I can't do either while in a meeting...
     
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    Only as long as she was completely, totally, mute.
     
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    Meetings suck so there is also that.
     
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    IMG_0263.jpg
     
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    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    There seem to be giants here now...
     
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    No. Most of us are normal
     
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    It's a blessing and a curse.
     
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    Well, I don't think "normal" is the proper word to describe most of us.
     
  22. Jun 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    What do you consider normal?
    I'm 5'10"... Tall for a female and the same height or taller than almost every man I know.
    Couldn't are more:rofl:
     
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    Wife had a horrible day at work. I knew she went into the office today with a 1:3 chance of giving notice. Epic politics.

    She’s still employed, so I picked her up with dinner. And wine. By 5:30 she entered the “I drink and know things” phase.

    Chit is getting real now…
     
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    I round up to 5’ 10”….
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Was just sent this by a family member. Do any of you fellow Colorado people have any input?

    "Can you help me look online and find a campsite in Colorado around Littleton Colorado? Can be 30-min to an hour away from littleton but elevation has to be under 9"
     
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
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    Ya and I hate a cold to add to it :mad:
     
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    3 days of sleep is the best a dude can do for a cold :rain: colds are almost the worst.
     
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    Quick bit of google-fu, and I can see Chatfield state park. If they are incapable of doing their own internet searches I don't imagine they need any kind of complex or difficult camping. https://www.google.com/maps/place/C...try=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDUyOC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw==
     
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    I used to be 6'2", but have discovered that besides getting rounder as you get old, you also get shorter.
     

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