Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

You in a speedo on that trampoline. Go

Post a pic…blur the face if you want

 

Dude, I'm way to sick for that. Upper respiratory infection and ear infections. Only been on antibiotics and albuterol inhaler since Friday night.

Plus, I don't own a speedo.

 

Sounds like we need banana hammock TM merch.

Sorry you are sick. Usually antibiotics kick in after 48 hrs…crazy

 

I've been on hold for social security for the last 2 hours.

That's AFTER I put in for a call back yesterday. Took them 6 hours to call back and I could hear it was some slack ass working from home. Bunch of background noise and kids in the background. Wouldn't respond for a full minute of me saying "hello" over and over. Then the fucker sounds like he just woke up; "Uhhhh, hello?" To which I respond... and then he goes "huh" and hangs up after about 5 seconds.

THIS is why I hate paying taxes. Useless, lazy pieces of trash nap at home while "working" from home and don't do the damn job I am forced to pay them for.

 

you must be a blast at parties….

 

I do OK.

I usually get the conversations flowing.

I'm usually in the group the laughing and cutting up.

If there is a smoker in attendance, I generally get up wind. no harm, no foul.

 

And for this, I thank you.

 

Isn't there an app or phone number you can use to report waste, fraud, and abuse to that temporary wfa reduction agency named after a meme coin?

 

Almost posted that pic myself.

 

Unless they are wearing flip flops and drinking an IPA. Or wearing a hat indoors...

 

I wear a hat and flip flops, but no booze.

But I avoid parties, soooo...

 

Hat, refer, flip flops. Don't drink much these days myself but still imbibe a wee bit here and there. Went sober for a few months right before thanksgiving and through Jan to check myself. Have one every now and again...

 

all valid points.


Thanks you for reminding me.


a man has got to have standards.

 

which reminds me.....

our HOA meeting was last Sat.

the Secretary....was drunk on wine...and still drinking wine during the meeting.

one of those horrid Karen type drunks...main character syndrome.

it was quite tempting to egg her on.....but

I remained quiet.



...and they thanked me for moving the buoy.

 

We have 5" on the ground now and it's still coming down.

 

I forgot about all those hot takes!

 

But you DO own a pair of scissors...

 

SSA is the worst’s worst. Been doing this fir the last 11 months.

 

Every hour here has been alternating between snow and sun. Springtime in the Rockies.

 

I love those days with storms and sunshine. We're socked in pretty good here. Haven't seen the sky since I woke up, but I can finally see the mountains because it is breaking up a little bit.

 

Here locally we have a public park that was built on a landfill, it's called Mt. Trashmore. This was the best April fools' prank ever.
https://www.pilotonline.com/2020/04...-roads-history-the-mount-trashmore-explosion/

 

I tried to read that but they want me to pay for it..

Anyway, best April Fool's joke by a DJ?
I suppose 'best' is debatable..

4/1/1998

That Time When Mayor Menino Died in a Car Crash | Boston Magazine

 

That's pretty brutal.

 

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Did you ever make it out to Lake Las Vegas? NE of Henderson, daydreaming about retirement..