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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    6 vote(s)
    18.8%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    18.8%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    31.3%
  1. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Lunatics and the third gen guy. I could probably navigate that. :)
     
  2. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    @OldGuy03 snow is here. How about ur side?
     
  3. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    Wow this event is huge. :thumbsup::hearteyes::monocle:
     
  4. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    TWSS
     
  5. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Lightly falling.
     
  6. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Now that's a thread title! :rofl:
     
  7. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    We were looking to take ours out this weekend and test it in the cold. Then we remembered we can camp here on property. So we are staying local down here. That said, if you feel like driving to N. Florida, we have 30amp full hook up. LOL..

    I will be heading to the Hilton in Mobile for work in a month, not looking forward to that, although I may stop in Destin to grab some food to bring home.
     
  8. Jan 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My wife has a colonoscopy scheduled for tomorrow. I have to pee outside.
     
  9. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Moes bbq in Daphne.
     
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  10. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Saved.

    Feb is a one day turn and burn. March may be much much longer. But I wont complain since I love it out there
     
  11. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Na, don't you have a sink?
     
  12. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I do, but I'm not tall enough.
     
  13. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Their wings are legit. Smoked then finished in the fryer. Your doc may not like them so much though.
     
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  14. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I had no idea you were the same height as @Outbound
     
  15. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah Aiming in the dark member

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    We like that area, stayed at Gulf Shores quite a long time ago. The Floribama was an experience.
     
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  16. Jan 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    She better reciprocate when it's your turn.

    Equal rights and all that.. :evil:
     
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  17. Jan 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
  18. Jan 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:

    :101010:
     
  19. Jan 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    It's cyclic. People got tired of all the fruit beers which I personally despise.
     
  20. Jan 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    At least we have more than one place to 4 wheel on public land that's not flat land.ha
     
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  21. Jan 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    How are you relating grocery store theft to gun laws?
    Do you think I'm going to defend a grocery store from theft?:rolleyes:
    That's not why I carry a firearm..
     
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  22. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    back in 8th grade, my English teacher, Mr. Kuyper, told my parents that I was a very good student. HOWEVER, he called me a catalyst.
    I never got in trouble, I just made trouble happen.

    My apologies....but a leopard can't change his spots.

    and...y'all are some damn entertaining folks...I truly love the different life situations & opinions y'all have.

    <hat tip>
     
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  23. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    Whoa.

    see, the word "need" is a communist word.

    freedom loving, God fearing men discuss what we "want".

    One cannot, in any situation, tell me what I "need". Only I decide that.

    and when someone injects the word "need" it lathers me up.


    FTR - I want as much "protection/defense" as I can carry.

    not because I'm a weirdo...it's because I will probably be a bad shot of the situation presents itself, and I will WANT as many chances as possible to get out of the situation.

    having a Gov entity limit my ability to defend myself is counter-intuitive to me.

    and 16 is the number I usually carry. because, it's comfortable. (G26 w/G19 mag)
     
  24. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Huzzah!
     
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  25. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    night crew was on it!

    I belly laughed more than twice.
     
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  26. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Outstanding new thread name :rofl:

    Am I now restricted from posting here since I'm only 30?
     
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  27. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    just act old & crotchety....you'll do fine.


    and be funny.
     
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  28. Jan 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Fuggin deal
     
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  29. Jan 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm 29 but I have the social life of an 80-year-old so I think it counts
     
  30. Jan 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Samezies on the social life, pretty much fully family focused these days. Less a MTB ride or two a week
     
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