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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    GODZILLA

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    @Squatting Pigeon please explain to him why he is wrong. :facepalm:
     
  2. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:37 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    You spelled “8 ball” wrong
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Cmon dude, those aren't leather pants, are they?
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What did u think the black light was for
     
  5. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    It's getting freaky in here tonight
    20230801_203757.jpg
     
  6. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Who doesn't wear leather pants on their birthday?
     
  7. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:45 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    I bought my GRC for MSRP :alien:
    1500 circuits per year I believe it is, only 200 Morizos ever and they’re all built and sold already.
     
  8. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:47 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    We had a perfect weather day today.
    75, sunny, light breeze, not humid.
    But I had to go to my stupid job.
    Too much going on this week to take off. I'm guessing the idiot weather people will waste more nice weather the next few days and then it'll be a suckfest for the weekend.
    In other news, no beetles in the "garden" today. That spray mighta worked.
    This is what they look like when they change color.
    KIMG0916.jpg

    Happy Bday home slice.
    I gotta hit it. Gotta be up at fuck-this-shit in the morning.
     
  9. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:48 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Getting white girl wasted up in here!
     
  10. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:50 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Always.
     
  11. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:55 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Just for the record, I m not wearing leather pants, nor have I ever worn leather pants, nor do I ever plan to wear leather pants.
     
  12. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:57 PM
    GODZILLA

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    And he should buy it when his buddy wants to trade it, right?
     
  13. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:00 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    It was a stupid fucking hot and humid day today. I went to work and put up with idiots and stupid spreadsheets that are completely useless but deemed absolutely VITAL to everything ever to idiots that are higher up than I am.

    Then I put up with complete morons on the streets driving home that I have no fucking clue how they ever got a drivers license. When I got home I changed out of my "business casual" work clothes to shorts and a tank top and grabbed a beer. Then I continued to grab more beers and plan to continue until I am unable to physically get up and walk to the fridge for more.
     
  14. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    If you have to say it….
     
  15. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Hell yeah, I encourage everyone to purchase one!
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You gonna be up all night! :rofl:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    No caffeine!
     
  20. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Wait, so what’s the point then?
     
  21. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    2 seater Morizo! :burnrubber:
    Why do you hate me? You know I wouldn't fit in there.
     
  22. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:24 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Uh... sunroof.
     
  23. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:24 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Mannnnnnn those Morizos will go for a premium in a handful of years
     
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    The taste of monster but with alcohol! Some people drink energy drinks just for energy but some actually enjoy the flavor (like me) and then the alcohol is for, you know, alcohol reasons. Honestly I'm only drinking tonight because Sean is making me.
     
  25. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No shit huh, would be cool to bubble wrap one and forget about it
     
    Leo's first, T-Rex266 and GODZILLA like this.
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    Okay, so no cardiac events like the old school four loko? Probably for the best…

    And yeah that guys a bad influence :anonymous:
     
  27. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Just saw a rumor that the next generation of 4Runner will be getting a manual
     
  28. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:26 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I guarantee at least a dozen of those 200 are sitting in climate controlled garages as the owner lies in wait for the value to increase
     
  29. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:26 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Don’t tease
     
  30. Aug 1, 2023 at 7:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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