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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Aug 1, 2023 at 4:50 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Almost looks like a Bronco
     
  3. Aug 1, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    It's got those Element chipmunk cheeks though
     
  4. Aug 1, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  5. Aug 1, 2023 at 4:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
  6. Aug 1, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Is it really tho?
     
  7. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Can confirm
     
  8. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Happy birthday! I sent you a wheel of cheese but I think it melted before it left the post office :(
     
  9. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Bro don't play with my emotions like that
     
  10. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    If that happened in Wisconsin we'd put the flags at half staff
     
  11. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:13 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  12. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:16 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Happy Bday! Any plans?
     
  13. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:29 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  14. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    A dude at work got the new Circuit edition GR last month, he goes through vehicles twice as fast as @LarryDangerfield :rofl:
    Resized_20230801_160348.jpg
     
  15. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Got done with work an hour and a half ago, came home and cooked up a steak my coworker gave me for my birthday as well as had a burger that was ready and waiting for me because why wouldn't I double up? Lol. Now I'm probably going to go spend the night in the woods, utilize my topper since I have been slacking on that.
     
  16. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Well that is a truly terrifying pace if he goes twice as fast :rofl:
     
  17. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:44 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, it's wild. The last 3 or 4 that I know of, he hasn't had to renew the registration.
    When buying the GR he put down a reservation on the new TrailHunter Tacoma. :laugh:
     
  18. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:47 PM
    bflooks

    bflooks New Member

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    Turbokits.com Stage 3.14 & more
    Anyone get I see the launch? We're on the outer limits of viewing and got to see it for about 30 seconds s it cut across the sky. Cool listening in and seeing it from 700 miles away
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    We had too much cloud cover. :(
    But my daughter in NC sent a video of the neighborhood kids watching.
     
  20. Aug 1, 2023 at 5:52 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Happy freaking B-Day. You should go get a bunch of hookers and blow to celebrate. :yay:

    That's what I would do if I wasn't married. :annoyed:
     
  21. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:04 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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  22. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    How about pork rinds and monster alcohol? Is that close enough?
     
  23. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:07 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No, not even close.

    You are a young, single man. I am totally disappointed with you.
     
  24. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm sorry! I've never been much of one for going out and partying. Plus all my friends are online lol
     
  25. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:08 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    So.... when you gonna buy his used GR since he took the depreciation hit?
     
  26. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:17 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol neva!
    He "only" paid 5k over msrp, other guys are paying 15-20 over.
    I guess there is only like 1200 Circuit Edition cars built
     
  27. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:19 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Riva day 2 spoiled.jpg

    Someone has figured out how high he can safely jump...:rolleyes: Right up onto my side of the bed while I am at a desk typing o_O :D

    Not sure he's going into his travel crate without a stink tonight & I might just say screw it as we are all tired..:hattip:

    Lil Pup stilling traveling well & now has 6 States officially checked off his "List" , 8

    more to go !!
     
  28. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I like pork rinds.

    And happy birthday!
     
  29. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Service where I am camping tonight, hell yeah lol
    20230801_202936~2.jpg
     
  30. Aug 1, 2023 at 6:34 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I was texting him to get a BuzzBall :devil:
     

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