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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    24.1%
  3. No

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    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Jul 14, 2023 at 5:41 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    No no, not better. Just that if they were the only 2 option available, I'd likely leave the peppers on.
    I wouldn't purposely listen to either if there's something better on and I wouldn't buy an album.
     
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    I refuse to go on meds for it. I'm just a squeaky wheel on here when I don't sleep because we have the running gag that if somebody else slept well they stole if from somebody else. I sleep decent enough to not be insane. Trust me. :evil:
     
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    How long does it take to put on board shorts, flipflops and whatever those awful sunglasses @LarryDangerfield wears?

    Honestly, if you didn't want to ride your bike...did you need to post about it?

    :notsure:
     
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    That's like saying a bullet in the foot isn't better than a bullet in the gut. Sure, you don't want either, but you're going to choose whichever one is "better" or the lesser of the two evils. Kinda like voting...
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::bananadead:



    I'm much more ATGATT than squid. The only things I'm skimping on for gear at the moment are motorcycle pants (not sure I'll ever have them) and riding boots (because I can't find any tall ones that fit my calves). I won't ride without my helmet, jacket, and gloves. It's not super time consuming, but after the poor-ish sleep I was just to groggy to ride is all.
     
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    SwitchThrottle

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    What do you do for work? Can't you find nice looking workboots like Timberland Pros in black that pair with business casual? That's what I used to do. I only wore rain pants over the top of my work pants when cold or wet.

    The supermoto was my 1st cup of coffee. Nothing like ripping a wheelie 1st thing in the morning to get the blood flowing.

    :bikewheelie2:
     
  7. Jul 14, 2023 at 5:55 AM
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    I used to play bass a lot, so it's probably that the peppers music tends to be a little on the funky side. I like technical heavy stuff like tool, prog stuff like yes and rush, funky stuff like some of DMB'stuff, Stevie, gap band, Ohio players, etc. Big fan of SRV, etc.
    Common them seems to be killer bass lines, soul, feel, etc.
    A lot of the fad stuff from my teens kinda faded out, like G&R, Metallica, etc.
    I'm not a music snob, just tastes changed as I aged. Actually, they didn't change much. I like all the same stuff, just a lot of the stuff a liked for a year fell off and I still just like a small core of music that I've liked for 30 yrs.
     
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  8. Jul 14, 2023 at 5:57 AM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    upload_2023-7-14_5-56-52.png

    :rofl:





    I miss that show
     
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    I wear a pair of keens when I ride right now, but they are short. No point in getting an actual moto boot if I don't go with a tall one for the added protection, which I would prefer, but I can't find any to fit yet. As for pants, the only thing they'll really do is prevent/lessen road rash in a slide. Not a ton of injuries above the knee and below the waist in a bike wreck that pants can really help with. They won't save my femur from breaking, so I'm being cheap there.

    I'm a tame rider, especially because I'm a noob. Both wheels on the ground and no interest in leaving it. LOL
     
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    I didn't watch the show, but I still laughed when I saw that in his sig. I bet he didn't know it was there until you pointed it out. :rofl:
     
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    I feel like I wasted hours of my life watching the show but it was still good. Carol is probably his long lost aunt or something. :p
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Overrated. I never use mine.
     
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    The couple times I went down, my ankle did touch down. If your Keens don't cover your ankle, I'd fix that. Jeans provide marginal protection, but they do help.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    They both suck but at least GNR have a couple songs that don't suck.
     
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    They're a bit over the ankle. As much as a short boot is, but I'd much prefer a proper boot that will protect my lower leg bones if I tip the bike over on my leg. The keens are better than nothing, but similar to jeans, they aren't going to stop anything major.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Ran out of milk this morning so I put some almond milk that I found in the back of the fridge on my cereal. :puke:Looks like I'm having toast for breakfast.
     
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    If it's more than a week old, it's probably bad. I tried it a while back and actually liked it. Problem is I don't drink milk and rarely consume anything that requires milk or a milk substitute. So, the 2 times I bought it, I used it once and then it sat in the fridge and had to be tossed after a week. Too wasteful.
     
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    I forgot to mention AC/DC. Something about that heavy, simple, punch you in the face sound. I don't think there's ever been a time when Thunderstruck or Shoot to thrill came on the radio in the car and I didn't turn it up until the speakers were bleeding.
     
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    Still debating if I'm gonna do anything at work today
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Actually noticed last night :p:p
     
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    I'm a milk fiend. It's one thing I refuse to give up for a diet. I absolutely love it.
     
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    It's Friday. You know the correct answer.
     
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    All this talk of drinking nut milk and AC/DC...

    https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM
     
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    Best before date is still a couple weeks in the future and it wasn't even open because of my wife's addiction to wasting food and money.
     
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    Try oak milk. It’s not as good as real milk, but much better than almond. Also since we are all greenies here, about a billions times better for the environment than almond milk.
     
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    Yeah, it tastes awful on its best day.

    (TWSS)
     
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    Slept a solid 8 last night…Thanks!
     
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    I drink real milk. Only had the nut juice in the fridge because my wife is "lactose intolerant" but lately has been wanting to eat cereal three times a day.
     

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