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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    6 vote(s)
    18.8%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    18.8%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    31.3%
  1. Oct 25, 2022 at 6:53 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, not looking forward to that. Lol

    They've got a half day of school but hopefully something good after that.
     
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    Yeah, the challenges coming up won't be easy, but you'll get through it all. Girls always love their Dads. :thumbsup:

    Go nuts, man. Make a memory for them. You have the chance to make today one of their favorite memories. It may not be a big deal today, but in 20 years it will be.
     
  4. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:05 AM
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    Yeah, needs definitely change. I just wish the really, really fun stuff to drive was better in our crazy winters! I'd still be rockin' my WRX. :burnrubber:
     
  5. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:11 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :anonymous:
     
  6. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:15 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Your preferences are just seasonal is all.
     
  7. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:19 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Not anymore!!!!!! :muscleflexing:
     
  8. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:20 AM
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    @LarryDangerfield vehicle history....

    [​IMG]


     
  9. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  10. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:22 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Me at 27 to the dealer: I don't care what color, I just need dependable. Yeah, blue is fine.
    33: eff bright colors. I want black.
    36: black is too tough to keep clean. Gimme gray.
    52: gray is blah/meh/gloomy. Gimme iridescent brown.
    In order, though, they were Honda, Toyota, Toyota, and Toyota. I can't let go of the 'dependable' thing.
    Honestly, whatever's next will probably be gray or black. But I'm keeping the shiny turd till I die.
     
  11. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:22 AM
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  12. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:24 AM
    TRDFerguson

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    Yeah, reliability is huge for me, so I buy new. Crap luck used. I won't do black again. Had a car and a truck that were black, and I am not dedicated enough to not have it look like poo all the time. I hate brown on vehicles. :sorry: Tan is meh at best. I'm with you on the greys like MGM. Cement was awesome, Smoke Show and Battleship Grey from Mopar were also good. I think silver is probably one of my favorites, though. More depth than just white, but still has the scratch hiding and clean when dirty perks.

    Cavalry Blue caught me because of how much it changes in the light, and that opened my mind to more than just silver. I liked how much it popped and turned heads. First color I ever had that had people just going gaga over it. I know it's shallow, but made me feel good to know the color was appreciated by more than just myself.

    Is it racist if it's true? :boink:
     
  14. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:40 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Yes. Especially when it’s true.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I mean, if you don't care what it looks like or how dependable it is...
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    It is pumpkin spice season :transformer:
     
  18. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:49 AM
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    Oh, reliability was paramount for me. Only have 1 vehicle, so that's why I'm in a Toyota. Plus the CrewMax is the best crew cab there is, and I was pursuing a family type situation that would have used it along with towing a camper. None of that happened, so now the full size capability and the CrewMax have been kinda wasted. Time to pursue the truck I actually wanted and have some fun!
     
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    He always parks his Tesla near mine. Cam picked him up grabbing his nuts as he walked by, ha.

     
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    100% :fistbump:
     
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    With a face only a mother could love
     
  22. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:53 AM
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    At least it's not grey.
     
  23. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:54 AM
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    @T-Rex266 I'd like to report a hate crime.
     
  24. Oct 25, 2022 at 7:57 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    The color-changing aspect is what I like about MGM, funny enough. Depending on lighting and angle, it can be a very dynamic color. There are A LOT of MGM Toyotas out there though...
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    This one isn't great but I don't hate the previous year Titans as much as everyone else apparently does.
     
  26. Oct 25, 2022 at 8:27 AM
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    Wow
    Such dynamic
    So amaze
    Much variety
    very color
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  27. Oct 25, 2022 at 8:29 AM
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    My buddy has an MGM SR Tacoma, and cleaned up an polished it does look really nice, but it needs bold accents. The black of an SR Taco works, or the mile Chrome that a TRD OR gets would work.
     
  29. Oct 25, 2022 at 8:34 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Chrome on MGM is terrible IMO. I couldn’t do the chrome delete quick enough lol. Someday I’d like to add some more accent colors to mine, but I like the minimalist color scheme for now. I’m a basic bitch.
     
  30. Oct 25, 2022 at 8:38 AM
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    I guess I should have clarified, the Taco chrome. It's much less offensive.


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