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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    23.3%
  3. No

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    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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    6.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Oct 20, 2022 at 12:02 PM
    GODZILLA

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    So why not just toss trash in the bed of the truck and make a weekly trip to the landfill?
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Cause my time is worth something so I pay for a single garbage can and recycling which works for most weeks and if there is overflow, or house projects, or spring cleaning, it goes in the back of the truck and off to the dump.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Ah. I agree on the time being of value. At a minimum my personal time is valued at my OT pay rate. That's what it costs my employer to get any of my personal time, so I'd say it's a fair minimum benchmark. I tend to factor that in when a company is wasting my time.
     
  4. Oct 20, 2022 at 12:13 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    It took me a long time of being stubborn to learn this. Somethings it is just better to pay someone to do it. Does not apply to my truck or vehicles though. Everyone can keep their grubby hands off.
     
  5. Oct 20, 2022 at 12:15 PM
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    I have no problem paying a mechanic, but finding one that isn't a crook or a retard is getting pretty hard to do these days. I'm reluctantly taking on the duties myself. I hate it, but I hate thieves and idiots more.
     
  6. Oct 20, 2022 at 1:24 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
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  7. Oct 20, 2022 at 1:28 PM
    GODZILLA

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    LMAO. You find the most weird and obscure "WTF" images to respond with. I love it. :fistbump:
     
  8. Oct 20, 2022 at 3:38 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I have an entire catalog :rofl:
     
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  9. Oct 20, 2022 at 3:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Also, true story, that was a painting for sale at an antique store. Wish I would have bought it lol.
     
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    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I had it removed, like Gumby.

     
  11. Oct 20, 2022 at 4:54 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  12. Oct 20, 2022 at 5:17 PM
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    That's awesome!
     
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    Thank you! I'm not going to lie, when I got close to take the picture for a split second I thought the worm was a parasite crawling out of him and it scared me terribly lol
     
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    dang, fu#k those spiders. My dinner the other day in Maine.

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    I must confess I have never eaten lobster or crab before :anonymous:
     
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    :eek:

    Crabs better, IMO, but both are tasty. Do you like shrimp?
     
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    Did you put ur finger in front to see if he’ll crawl up it?

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek2::eek2:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Via voice command
     
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    With its butthole.
     
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    I've had some panko crusted shrimp that I thought was decent, but otherwise don't much care for it. I'm honestly not much of a seafood fan from what I have had so far but I suppose one day I will have to try crab and lobster at least to say that I have.
    Absolutely not. To get those shots I had to be so incredibly close and I was ready to pull back at a moment's notice lol.
     
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    Don't go cheap on it. Get fresh Australian lobster. Makes Maine lobster taste like the bottom feeders they are.

    Cheap crab will turn you off of it if you're not big on seafood, so be sure to do it right when you do it.

    I'll give you a dollar to hold one. :wink:
     
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    If it is a rare golden dollar from the early 1800s then I'm in!
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You are missing out!
    King crab legs, fried oysters and a ice cold beer would be my last meal. :D

    Last meals anyone?
     
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    Crab legs and butter. :drool:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Can't decide. I like everything too much. Maybe some really good BBQ - brisket or pulled pork. And some good rye whisky to go with it.

    Or a perfectly grilled steak with all the trimmings and a couple beers to wash it down.
     
  29. Oct 20, 2022 at 8:36 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I like all that!
    Adding brisket to my last meal. :typing:
     
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    Maine lobster is a treat, and as fresh as you can get. I have had Dungeness crab a lot and king crab. A lot of crab from other places, not the same imo. I prefer King crab from Alaska.
    While in Boston, the lobster roll is like the lobster meat on a bread roll. Good but not the same as cracking it open yourself. We had to try the lobster roll while in Boston. The legal seafood is a great place to eat in Boston, across the street of the Aquarium. They have the best clam chowder and calamari. Great combo for lunch.

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