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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    Notachickmagnet

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    But with having a white one MEOW, I would have a problem losing all that speed
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You have been lied too long enough it's time someone tells you the truth WHITE is actually the slowest. MGM on the other hand is the fastest.:D
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It's okay everybody makes mistakes!
     
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    Haha!!! Nope!!!
     
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    You got that right :rofl:

    You got that right MEOW
     
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    I had to take my wife to work today because she didn't want me to put on her winter wheels last night. Guess what she had me do tonight.:annoyed: :rofl:
     
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    Pick her up
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:yeah that too. I am a real go getter I took her to work and go get her. Lol
    :facepalm:No put the damn wheels/ tires on.
     
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    Lmao !!!
     
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    What does your wife drive
     
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    Honda Accord wait for it wait for it...MGM
     
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    We run Firestone Winter Force tires in the winter. They will go damn near anywhere.
     
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  13. Nov 15, 2018 at 7:18 PM
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    :popcorn: :spy::spy::spy: :stirthepot:
     
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  14. Nov 15, 2018 at 7:20 PM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Firestone Destination tires are good .......Wear forever
     
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  15. Nov 15, 2018 at 7:22 PM
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    These are the best car tire for snow.
    IMG_20181110_103402439.jpg
     
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    You still working a bunch of overtime Darth?
     
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  17. Nov 15, 2018 at 7:32 PM
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    I have scaled back .....needed to re-charge lately.....and the boss kinda demanded I do before I became a MONSTER :D
     
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    Good you scaled back !
    I bet you needed to re-charge !
     
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    I did...any new mods on the Tundy ?
     
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    Crap I forget when we last talked!
    Built a rack for the RTT....and a shower !!!
     
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    When u find a selfie left on a directory with a co-worker, u challenge it!

     
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    :bowdown:
     
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    Nope :pout:
     
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    Nothing wrong with that :)
     
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    LMMFAO, me too! :poking:
     
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