Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

I had that meme running through my head too!

 

Sorry, gif.. or is it a jif?

Great, now I want a PB&J

 

Season looks like it could be good. Problem is all the weeds, will be tough walking.


Was no size specifications, bad advertising, spam

 

I resemble that remark

 

Don't order cock rings from Uncle Warry's or Wish.com. Noted.

 

Am I the only one that knows what the prize is for making post #15000 is?

 

Since it's an acronym, and acronyms can be spoken just like words, my answer to the hard or soft 'g' is:
Giant Giraffes Give Gifts of Gin and Gilded Gibberish.

 

Giving away a new knife! Thanks Ray!

 

My punishment for missing a nice evening of fv(kery with y'all, and finding out live, is a nice evening of fv(kery, whisky, and cigars with a bud down the way.

 

If you write this backwards it doesn’t say anything

 

shit, forward it doesn't say much either. whole lotta words to get to that result. kinda reminds me of my MIL.

 

GIF

Graphics Interchange Format

 

Use Scott Steiner math. It will solve any equation.

 

A saying from a boss I had, after listening for about 45 seconds, “now you’re just talking with your mouth, and then he’d turn and walk away

 

As someone who has to be reminded to provide the 'guy version', I can relate. I can get kinda talky sometimes.

 

Giraffe-ics

 

I stand corrected.

 

Had to google this, but it was worth it.

Spoiler: Steiner Math

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

 

https://youtu.be/PTidDRR8Scg

 

You should hear @Fotnot when he’s pissed off about something.

 

Gonna be Nov 1st. To much shit going on Halloween.

Also I’m usually always watching.

 

GET OFF MY INTERNET

But yeah, the dickbutt that created the format says it's a soft g. I protest his claims and use the hard g version.

 

Fml no shit.

 

It’s a masterpiece with the audio.

https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI

 

I don’t even know what it is!!!

 

Look at you, Mr fancy pants

 

Had to Google “hard G” but it was worth it.

 

Dope hat

 

That’s Dr. Fancy Pants. I didn’t spend 8 years in fancy medical school to be called Mr.