Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

I did. The Chief basically said there's nothing he can do. When we told him later that she was able to get her drivers license changed to our address and because of that, could get a locksmith to let her into our house, he thought about it for a minute and said, "Shit."

Like I've mentioned above, somewhere. I've updated our security system. I have 6 Google Cameras outside, plus a new Ring Doorbell that somehow tracks freaking movement and puts it on a map. Ring Alarm is on the inside and is monitored with cellular backup. I also have sensors for our yard gates so if somebody tries to sneak past the cameras, the gates being opened will alert me.

They would basically have to parachute in to get into my yard, but a camera would catch them doing it.

 

I'm pretty fortunate in the fact that I can eat pretty much anything and it won't affect my stomach or system. the whole taco bell thing ...never understood it.

 

More and more, I'm the opposite. So far the list is: caffeinated, glutenous, spicy, greasy, lactose-rich, full of cumin or cilantro, and possibly uncooked cured pork. And alcohol. Basically the list of food and drink I love.

I'm afraid the 'good food' list for me is going to dwindle down to kale, boiled potatoes, and chicken pretty soon, and I'll have to replace the lost dopamine with something like vandalism or larceny.

 

I used to have stomach issues. I think I've said this before, this stuff changed my life... and it has SUGAR!!!!! (there's a sugar-free version too)

 

my wife is a good cook and we love food (typical cajun). i know my time will prob come one day for me to not get to enjoy some things. enjoying (safely) while i can.

 

Ok, caught up. Spring/summer sucks, too much going on.

On a plus note, I have been advanced to the second round of interviews for the promotion. 2nd interview is Monday.

 

Hey Andy! Formalities

Anyhoo just saw flock of conukistan drones fly over kinda seasonably late
Heard on say f Florida @ToyoMafia actually can’t wait to visit Fla again in Feb

 

Your system has a blind spot. The secret stash of KitKats you hide under the guest bedroom floorboard was delicious by the way.

 

Good luck.

 

Dammit man, those were my decoy stash with the poison in them in case my stepdaughters boyfriend sniffed them out. The good ones are stashed under the secondary decoy stash which is below the first decoy stash and are marked "Tampons."

 

Yeah, I found those too. As well as the bottle of antidote under the 3rd decoy stash. Nice touch putting it a bottle labelled "Lavender Essential Oil"

 

Best of luck on the 2nd interview Andy!

 

Who needs a bro hug, huh? Anyone?

 

Flying over Milwaukee on a late night back from Boston.
What did I miss this week?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

 

@Outbound thinks permafrost is grass and @Azblue may have quit quitting smoking because my new bestie (@Dawoofles ) sent me a crate of chocolate.

 

OK - I'm not too far behind. I remember seeing the box of glucose. @Azblue don't give up - you got this.

 

Oh, @Fotnot invented the "Take 5" candy bar. He claims he called it a "Take 7" but the people there said "No, we'll meet you in the middle and say '5.'"

 

Na, I'm good despite being very disappointed in @TaquitoBandito for giving in to his cravings so easily. I haven't lit up in 2 weeks and am doing ok, although I do admit that without a little help from the vape, it would have been much worse.

 

Have somebody drop a crate of cigarettes at your doorstep and see what you do.

 

Just saying…..

 

My neighbor who passed away last week - his wife is going to spread his ashes in Sedona at the end of summer.

 

If they have actually been there, they should know that if they wait patiently for the planets to align they can arrange a group of crystals in a circle and at midnight, Bell Rock will levitate leaving access to a vortex cavern prepared for transference of the spirit up to the great void. I’m serious. I’ve seen it

 

Ray - you experienced way too many hippies and way too much peyote down there

 

They used to live in Sedona - he loved it there.