Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Is it weird I just want to run up and tickle her????

 

That's all?

 

Until she sees you in the hat. Then she'll understand.

 

Yeah, she'd hurt me!

But seriously, not even like tickle her in some weird perverted way; I just want to tickle her enough on that right foot so it releases grip and watch her drop...

 

Now that chick is a keeper; she shook it off and went right back to work!!!!! Here's a $5 baby!!!!

 

I will also donate to her wheelchair fund.

 

Supposedly strippers and cockroaches are the hardest things to kill.

 

You Texans are weird, but I've had some good Martin House beers.
https://fb.watch/eRd8tjNWh7/

 

Had a weird day. Went to Austin to get my molar crown looked at. It'd been bothering me a for a few months with a dull pain - dentist thinks it was just a little too high so she ground it down a little. Stopped by Costco, Whole Foods and then figured I hit the VA on the way to get some appointments managed. All went well. I did see some dipshit with a motorcycle on the other side of the freeway doing a wheelie in the fast lane.

So I'm leaving the VA and the main road back the freeway has kind of a dicey merge since the airport is right there. I like to go the other direction, make a left, and go around the backside of the airport. I pull up to the stop light to make my left turn and there's a purple Prius in front of me. I didn't speed up to the light and brake, I was just listening to music and moseying on up. I stopped about 10 feet behind her.

Bailey Zimmerman is playing, I'm singing along. "Love is like a smoke ring wrapped around your fi... What the fuck??" The Prius is backing up towards me. I'm thinking she decided she wants to go straight instead of turn. I look behind me and there's nobody else. In the other lanes though, it's bumper to bumper. I really didn't know what she was doing but she was flailing around and saying something angrily in her mirror, so I backed up to keep that 10 feet of distance between us.

I'm not racist and I'm only saying she looked Middle Eastern because of what she did next, in the hopes that somebody knows what the hell it means. She's flailing around even more, leaning out her window and yelling something. It's 100 degrees out, my AC was on 68, I wasn't unrolling my window or turning down my music. So she keeps getting more and more irate. Then she hangs her head out the door and starts angrily combing her hair with her fingers but she's flicking them at me, like she's trying to give me dandruff. She does that 3 or 4 times, gives me the double bird and then the light turns green. She guns it, in her Prius, like she's gonna outrun my Tundra if I give chase. I said it again. "What the fuck?!"

I have no idea what I did or what she was trying to do with the dandruff thing. I'm pretty laid back about this kind of shit. If my wife was with me and saw her doing that, I would have had to pry Mrs. Bandito off of her hatchback.

Kinda put me in a pissy mood though.

 

You need to get a dash cam...

 

That's what I was thinking.

 

She was backing up at you and fixing her hair. Sounds like she was in heat. Not just because Texas.

 

The knowledge you seek is quite simple: Someone let the cuckoo out the clock!!

 

So you're saying that the only thing I did wrong was being too handsome?

 

If the cuckoo pops out and yells "Fuck you! Fuck you!"

 

You were wearing those shades weren't you???

 

Yep.

 

Was she hot?

 

quick... @TaquitoBandito use this scientific tool!




I'm guessing she was floatin' in the orange!!!!

 

"Hot" as in angry, yes.

Her face was so distorted with rage I couldn't really tell.

 

Definitely a "sneak into your house and boil your pet bunny" type.

 

Some gifted Polish vodka with a mixer from @FrenchToasty to start my evening.

 

Lil dudes been chillin for a while!
It is a really good mixer!

 

Had to let it age a little.