Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

I don’t know if it’s a regional thing or what, but the calcium level is stupid high in our water, so that’s why it’s also a good idea to keep your system flushed well, my sister had kidney stones, haha my first day of work my boss goes into detail his experience about stones while
I’m getting finger printed by Paloma.

Thankfully my kids love fruit and we don’t offer sugary drinks often.
Mostly, those sugary drinks leave me more thirsty once it’s over with, call it cotton mouth, call it what you like…..
But I will kill some sun tea, watch out!!!

 

I drink tea by the gallon, but it sure causes you to make a mess in the bathroom... my toilet filed a grievance against me

 

I wish I’d taken one with me this weekend. I actually way to put a Velcro patch on my pack so I can rock my mafia patch

 

Check out shine supply clean and shine.

 

Pige'd ma puss.

 

Sup girl


@ToyoMafia

 

O damn that one is good.

 

My dad was a delivery driver for Pepsi up in Michigan. The workers could bring home dented cans for 10 cents and Michigan had a 10 cent refund on cans so they were free. I had an unlimited supply of Mountain Dew. I'm damn near immune to caffeine.

I am a little jittery though.

 

Holden's girlfriend gonna get

 

@ToyoMafia What up with your website?

 

Oh shit!

the birds have attacked!

CODE RED!
CODE RED!

 

To much traffic. Crashed the server.

 

Or the biggest drop eva!!!

 

Shit no clue. Damn mystery I’ll have to work on tonight

 

If it was, i missed it then. Damn.

 

Wanted to give you a heads up before someone held it hostage.

 

There is an issue with the SSL certificate working on it now should be back up shortly

 

Thanks. I’d send them to you all they wouldn’t last 5 min

 

Site is backup. Good old technology glad it wasn’t a big drop day.

 

I might have to post a similar sign at my swim area, just to deter people from coming to my park

 

I’m tranquing a bear this week just to put a slap on it

 

That is just as epic.

 

I don't want pictures of that. I want a VIDEO!

 

X2

 

I was the first one to mention slapping a wild animal - if somebody does it without losing an appendage, I think I should get co-credit.

 

Ill make sure you get a credit gaffer? Stage hand? Creative director?

 

Maybe a sticker created in his honor? Something along the lines of a little devil on your shoulder that convinces you that bad ideas are really good ones?

 

All of the above, please. And Thank You.