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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by YardBird, Jun 1, 2019.

  1. Jun 1, 2019 at 6:56 PM
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    YardBird

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    Let's hear your random thoughts...
     
  2. Jun 1, 2019 at 10:12 PM
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    Ps3udonymous

    Ps3udonymous Who is the smart ass that changed the title?

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    If I'm in public I imagine crazy scenarios. Like if that guy round housed that other guy
     
  3. Jun 1, 2019 at 10:23 PM
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    Taco-Bender

    Taco-Bender Old Guys Rule

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    You're saying you don't have to rotate your rotors?!?? Now someone tells me!
     
  4. Jun 1, 2019 at 10:53 PM
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    gosolo “The .com stands for communist”, Dale Gribble

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    Wherever you go, once you get there, that’s where you are. Proven fact
     
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  5. Jun 1, 2019 at 10:55 PM
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    If I get a winch on my 2WD, can I overland with the BASTRDs and SGU?!
    Looking for something lost? You'll find it, the last place you look....
     
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  6. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:12 PM
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    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly R.I.P KB!! Lakers Nation 4Life

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    Not a random thought but this shit was just random on the freeway :eek:

    Who da fuck stole my suit!

    DE69E09F-C930-45F4-A819-11303B73E4D7.jpg
     
  7. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:22 PM
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    Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

    Oh wait, that was George Carlin’s thought.
     
  8. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:30 PM
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    Random thought, but any time I have to go #2 in a public restroom, it freaks me out to one degree or another. Straight up I will not go #2 unless its a straight up emergency in a gas station, on road trips and I have #2, I will look for a rest stop, they are generally pretty clean. Same thing with #2 in places like a concert venue, football stadium, I will damn well make sure my bowel movements are in sync as to where I won't need a poo while I am there.
     
  9. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:35 PM
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    Drinking Starbuck's coffee doesn't put you in the "Star Bucks" paygrade...
     
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  10. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:38 PM
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    Buccee's necessary for me!
     
  11. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:41 PM
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    Darkness

    Darkness Allergic to white

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    Ever fart while you have headphones on and start getting paranoid about if it was loud or not?


    One time when I was a plumber, my buddy Tony was in the stall taking a dump. I was kinda mad at him and asked "ever wonder how a blind man knows when hes done wiping his ass?" As soon as he replied "huh?" I turned the lights off and walked out.
     
  12. Jun 1, 2019 at 11:47 PM
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    LMAO... well played!
     
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  13. Jun 2, 2019 at 12:26 AM
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    realtorblake

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    Damn! LOL
     
  14. Jun 2, 2019 at 7:11 AM
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    gosolo

    gosolo “The .com stands for communist”, Dale Gribble

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    Indecent vs decent.....opposites.
    Incomplete vs complete...opposites
    Impossible vs possible...opposites
    Inaccurate vs accurate...
    Etc, etc, etc

    Why in heck do
    Inflammable and flammable mean
    THE SAME THING!
     
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  15. Jun 2, 2019 at 7:21 AM
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    Ps3udonymous

    Ps3udonymous Who is the smart ass that changed the title?

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    Because fire destroys all including logic
     
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  16. Jun 2, 2019 at 7:33 AM
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    landphil

    landphil I see nothing...

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    We’re all here ‘cause we’re not all there.


    :rofl::rofl:Now we know where your username comes from.
     
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  17. Jun 2, 2019 at 7:47 AM
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    landphil

    landphil I see nothing...

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    Here’s one from this morning.

    After grinding my coffee, “Are those a bunch of ground-up has-beens?”
     
  18. Jun 2, 2019 at 7:56 AM
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    gosolo

    gosolo “The .com stands for communist”, Dale Gribble

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    The anguish languish strikes again
     
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  19. Jun 2, 2019 at 8:05 AM
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    Aliens, don’t roll your eyes yet hear me out......if they are real which there have been many sightings of UFO’s and humans can’t make “those”. How come “they” haven’t taken over yet or attacked? If they have the technology to zoom through space like it’s nothing, then they’re way more advanced than we are and could easily over power us with their leap years of technology and possibly weaponry...makes me wonder if the government has some secret weapon that the aliens are afraid of that’s why they haven’t attacked or there’s some kind of agreement between the 2 for something in return.....hmmmmm?
     
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    Why would they ruin a good thing? They enjoy plucking random folks up for some serious "probing".....
     
  21. Jun 2, 2019 at 8:16 AM
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    Then that’s the “agreement” between the two....makes sense
     
  22. Jun 2, 2019 at 8:24 AM
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    How come some people get married for like 20-40 years or more then divorce? If I knew early on something’s not right I would end it EARLY not waste another second of my life
     
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    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Why do we say taking a dump instead of leaving it? I mean you’re leaving it there. I did take it to the toilet, then left it...
     
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    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    It’s known that people can access the cameras on your computer and phone remotely. My brother-in-law keeps a piece of tape over his camera on every device. For me, I’m not worried if someone wants to see me staring at Tundras.Com all day, doing the dishes or any other extracurricular activity, including rubbing one out. If you’re into it, I guess, good for you?
     
  25. Jun 2, 2019 at 9:01 AM
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    Simple. The Prime Directive. :laser:
     
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    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    How did each different language in different cultures get taught the very first time to speak? Who taught it? For example, I’m Samoan and my language is Samoan, I didn’t come out of the womb knowing how to speak it, I had to be taught, so did the very first Samoans/Mexicans/Indians you get the point,so who taught the very first “people” how to speak? No the Bible doesn’t have the answer, it just said it happened, that’s not a good answer. Schools don’t teach that....some history is hidden, has been changed or the same old line “God works in mysterious ways”....not good enough for me, it doesn’t explain anything.
     
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    What same first, the chicken or the egg?
     
  28. Jun 2, 2019 at 9:22 AM
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    At one point in your life your mom put you down and never picked you back up again.
     
  29. Jun 2, 2019 at 9:26 AM
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    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    At some point in our lives we were all the newest human on earth, and at some point we will all be the next person to die.

    Even if it is for just a second or two each time...
     

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