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Logic Jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kenomouth64, Oct 4, 2018.

  1. Oct 4, 2018 at 12:25 PM
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    kenomouth64

    kenomouth64 [OP] New Member

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    Hold the Line! If you are not holding the line, abandon your ship. Destruction is inevitable without more to hold the line!
    Put all your corny logic jokes in here folks! Here is mine:

    Fact: On my way home from work a police officer pulls me over for speeding.
    Fact: I was speeding.
    Fact: I had sped home from work for the past 2.5 years and never been pulled over.

    Officer:"Why were you speeding"
    Me: "I would be insane not to be speeding"
    Officer: "Explain what you mean by that"

    Me: Albert Einstein's famous quote is: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again, while expecting a different result". Well Officer, I have been speeding for over 2.5 Years now and never been pulled over, never got in an accident, and always gotten home sooner than I would have otherwise.

    Me: So I would be Insane to expect a different result, other than what I had experienced previously. At least according to Albert Einstein.

    Inner me: Though his quote was likely geared towards something more exacting, such as Physical Science but who cares, maybe he will get a laugh out of this...

    Officer: <give me a puzzled look> Here is your ticket, sir. Have a good day.

    Inner me: :bananadead: nobody gets my jokes...
     
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  2. Oct 5, 2018 at 10:05 PM
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    Darkness

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    I deal with a developer at work, after a recent update release on a software program I found that several hundred important dates were deleted.

    I reached out to him and asked why the dates were deleted. He said nothing got deleted. I told him what to check for and he still insisted that nothing had been deleted. I sent him before and after data reports and went over to walk him through.

    He calmly and very seriously says, "The dates were not deleted, they were simply replaced with NULL."

    :facepalm:damn developers humor.
     
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