Azblue and TaquitoBandito Invade Canada

I don't remember exactly how we decided to do it (probably drunk posting), but a while back @TaquitoBandito and I decided that this summer we were going to invade Canada, take what we want, etc. I had forgotten about it until he mentioned it a day or so ago.

So, I thought it might make a fun road trip for other likeminded Tundras members to join in the fun. We will be going in the summer so as to avoid the cold Canadian winter and escape the hot weather here at that time of year. It sounds like a ton of fun, and lets be honest, shouldn't be all that hard to do as it's just Canada.

So, if you would like to join in, post ideas of a good time to go, how long we should plan it'll take to defeat the Canadians (I'm thinking a few hours), what we should plunder, you know, basic planning stuff like that.

 

Oh, and I forgot to tag @Outbound . He's our super secret Canadian insider who is going to have cold beer waiting for us.

 

I have complete confidence in our Royal Canadian Air Force.

 

vs.



who will win??

 

Bring shotguns.

 

Already ahead of you, I have shotguns and DEET spray.

 

Perfect. See you when you get here.

 

i dunno man. i think you might be in trouble.

 

Cool. You need me to bring you anything from down here as we head up?

 

actually, you're really in trouble...

 

@War Machine keeps talking about some Purplesaurus Rex KoolAid. Never seen it here. So some of that would be great. Wouldn't mind a bit of freedom if you can spare it too.

 

Ok, fine, I’ll buy you guys some beers when this all happens, as long as you capture select prisoners of war and take them with you.

 

beer eh? i'm in hoser.

 

I'll look for the KoolAid, as far as the freedom, It's all up to you Canadians. After we've taken over and plundered what we want, it's up to the locals to rebuild in whatever way they see fit.

 

Anyone in particular?

 

That's why @landphil asked about you guys taking select POW's with you. We're surrendering in advance. We've tried the whole "DIY freedom" thing here. Didn't work.

 

I know how I'm going to disguise my Tundra...

 

We’ll have to discuss that over a beer.

 

No more Biebers! We've had enough. In fact, we're gonna drop his ass back off.

 

Well, my son was staying with us after he just got out of the Navy for a couple of months, but he did just lease a apartment. So, as long as you bring enough beer, I guess I'll have an extra bedroom/cell to lock a couple of guys up for a bit.

 

I could store quite a few prisoners in our crawl space.

 

I'll make you a trade. Canada will take back that pre-pubescent, lazy, good for nothing girlie boy but you have to take a hard working, freedom loving, gun owning, truck driving man's man...me!

 

I'm sleep in a tent in the backyard if I have to.

 

See, I'm glad I posted this thread. I mean invading Canada isn't a huge task, but there are things I didn't think about. Like what to do with the "prisoners" that beg us to take them with us.

 

A black sea can in the desert would be suitable POW accommodations. With a side of waterboarding to prevent dehydration. Ya’ll still do that right?

 

there's room in @Squatting Pigeon's pelican box with me....

 

Shove a bum, chum! I'm in.

 

Fine by me, but remember that I live in southern AZ and that we are invading in summer. This means that it'll be well over 100 and humid. I will promise to spray your tent with the garden hose though.

 

I guess I'll have to borrow my brother's C7 to defend my beer, cheezies and Tundra.

 

I told you I’d send you some.