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2018. Im back but with a new lemon. I mean Tundra. I snap nipples.

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Elk Hunter, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. Jun 17, 2018 at 8:28 PM
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    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Perhaps it was a duplex?
     
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  2. Jun 17, 2018 at 9:07 PM
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    az chip

    az chip New Member

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    This thread has me all confused. On one hand I am laughing at all the BS this elk dude perpetuates, and on the other I am all twitterpated over the nipple references.
     
  3. Jun 17, 2018 at 9:49 PM
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    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    Where are the pictures of the truck?

    Where are the picture of the 45 mailboxes?

    Where on earth is there going to be a place that would require 45 mailboxes right next to a 30 foot cliff and where would the owners of those mailboxes live at in such a place?
     
  4. Jun 17, 2018 at 9:51 PM
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    D1227

    D1227 New Member

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    Damn gone two days and this thread went to nine pages.
     
  5. Jun 17, 2018 at 9:59 PM
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    D1227

    D1227 New Member

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    Well i just caught up.
    not-sure-if-i-hate-oreos-or-thinking-about-my-grandmas-nipples.jpg HobbsOreolas.jpg
     
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  6. Jun 17, 2018 at 10:01 PM
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Always liked eating Oreos
     
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  7. Jun 17, 2018 at 10:03 PM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  8. Jun 18, 2018 at 5:19 AM
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    Ericsopa

    Ericsopa Old man and the sea

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    Oh snap!! I want to see a pic of the friend you let drive your truck, taking out 73 mailboxes, going over a 37½ foot cliff, with snappy nipples.
     
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  9. Jun 18, 2018 at 5:23 AM
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    War Machine

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    Is it weird that one of mine is bigger than the other two?
     
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  10. Jun 18, 2018 at 5:26 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Only place I can think of is the USPS Special Forces training facility. Code named Area F150.
     
  11. Jun 18, 2018 at 6:00 AM
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    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I've been known to walk in circles because of this.
     
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  12. Jun 18, 2018 at 6:15 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    No...the 45th mail box didn't fall all the way down. Just bent over a bit............
     
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  13. Jun 18, 2018 at 6:15 AM
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    That's NUTZ...
     
  14. Jun 18, 2018 at 7:52 AM
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Okay, one of mine hangs lower than the other one...
     
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  15. Jun 18, 2018 at 7:57 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Wait, you guys only have 2-3 nips?

    I might need to see a biologist.
     
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  16. Jun 18, 2018 at 8:00 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I gots 3

    [​IMG]

    So does my wife

    [​IMG]

    Thought that was normal. Am I wrong??? :goingcrazy::goingcrazy::goingcrazy:
     
  17. Jun 18, 2018 at 8:00 AM
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Made me literally lol! I was just gonna post that I’m pretty sure I no longer know what we’re talking about...
     
  18. Jun 18, 2018 at 8:43 AM
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    ARES

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    Well for one I think your referring to the Ford you purchased. And im surprised that Toyota is fixing fords mistake. The dashs on fords are wavy its from the owners bashing there heads into the dash due to the problems they are having with the horrible purchase.
     
  19. Jun 18, 2018 at 8:45 AM
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    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    I never did...:cookiemonster:
     
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  20. Jun 18, 2018 at 9:02 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Jun 18, 2018 at 9:03 AM
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    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Yeah.. I wouldnt worry about that one... it saw the truck coming and just tried to get out of the way a bit.
     
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  22. Jun 18, 2018 at 9:04 AM
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    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    The home owners like living life on the edge... :)
     
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  23. Jun 18, 2018 at 9:08 AM
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    Is it possible the op is just old and communicating his problems in a dry humor way? It would help if you can post a couple pics.
     
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  24. Jun 18, 2018 at 9:37 AM
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    Jengel451

    Jengel451 Misanthropist

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    Dry humping what?
     
  25. Jun 18, 2018 at 10:47 AM
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    War Machine

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    Oh, no you don’t. We’re here until we get this resolved. Mailboxes, sex robots, nipples and nuts are at stake.
     
  26. Jun 18, 2018 at 10:50 AM
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  27. Jun 18, 2018 at 12:03 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Thread title edited
     
  28. Jun 18, 2018 at 12:09 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Not at all! People think total recall was just a movie....it’s actually a documentary!!

    True story.
     
  29. Jun 18, 2018 at 12:10 PM
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    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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  30. Jun 18, 2018 at 12:14 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    All I know is someone took out a buncha mailboxes while snapping his nips escaping a police cruiser by going over a 30 foot cliff and on the bottom of said cliff, he ran across some sex robots and a robot dog with peanut butter and found out his dash had more curves than a Victoria secrets model but now he has too many nips (a side effect of snapping them?? Not enough data has been tabulated to reach a consensus...stand by) and Ron wants someone to drop a dingidairy (don’t really wanna know what that is) in his mashed potatoes.

    Yep....great thread!
     

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