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FS: Murder Spork

Discussion in 'Marketplace - Other' started by Eclipsed & Floating, Mar 25, 2018.

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  1. Mar 25, 2018 at 5:32 PM
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    Outbound

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    Tell you what, you personally deliver it to me here in northern Alberta. In return, I'll give you $110 in Canadian pesos and teach you how to chip ice with that kind of shovel. I might even throw some Alberta steak on the grill for you and hand you a chilled Canadian beer.
     
  2. Mar 25, 2018 at 5:38 PM
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    I live at almost 11,000 ft elevation, though my cold is nowhere near yours, I’ve definitely gotten the hang of ice chippin’!! I use a flat head for the job
     
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  3. Mar 25, 2018 at 5:40 PM
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    I do want that drive, steak, and beer, but I’m thinking we’d need to go up on price for hand delivery :cool:
     
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  4. Mar 25, 2018 at 6:30 PM
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    Taco-Blender Old Guys Rule

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    Wasn't there a police blotter thing in the funny picture thread about some dude putting Icy Hot on his wife's vibrator?

    That might be fun.
     
  5. Mar 25, 2018 at 9:09 PM
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    c'mon guys, this is like a GoFundMe for @Almaboy relocation but at least you getting a Spork out of it :)
     
  6. Mar 25, 2018 at 9:15 PM
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    Sporks area dime a dozen

    This is a “Murder Spork!”
     
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  7. Mar 25, 2018 at 9:17 PM
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    Looks like there is bidding war on this item. It’s just with the 4.6L V8 pace
    :turtleride:
     
  9. Mar 25, 2018 at 9:33 PM
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  10. Mar 25, 2018 at 9:57 PM
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    Dont need a spork, have one, well sorta, its a roofing shovel.

    But mine will be called 'The Murder Spork The Second' because i am stealing the name. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Mar 25, 2018 at 9:58 PM
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    NCinCO Is it Friday yet?

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  12. Mar 25, 2018 at 11:01 PM
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    Tempted just for the sheer fact of the mark go fund me page . By the way I’m in Vegas today and I’m fucking loaded LMFAO drunk post!
     
  13. Mar 25, 2018 at 11:12 PM
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    Lmfao !
    I am gonna start saying "drunk post!" after my posts!!!
     
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  14. Mar 25, 2018 at 11:37 PM
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    Sold to the Murderer extraordinaire
     
  15. Mar 25, 2018 at 11:53 PM
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    I like it! Drunk post!
     
  16. Mar 26, 2018 at 12:30 AM
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    No not sold. I don’t wanna buy it. I just wanna take it.
     
  17. Mar 26, 2018 at 12:46 AM
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    Lmao:eek:
     
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  18. Mar 26, 2018 at 12:53 AM
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    I just like the idea that @Almaboy looked at the Murder Spork and thought 'Murder Spork' :devil:
     
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  19. Mar 26, 2018 at 1:13 AM
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    This is kinda like an auction, can’t turn back now. No buyers remorse period and all sales are final
    Sold to Joon! :spending:
     
  20. Mar 26, 2018 at 1:17 AM
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    I can’t take credit for the name. It’s been passed around for a while now, you can keep thinking it if you’d like
     
  21. Mar 26, 2018 at 1:52 AM
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    Lol
     
  22. Mar 26, 2018 at 5:40 AM
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    I'm a told you what I'm a gonna do..if'n you want crawfish that bad that you are willing to drive to N'Awlins which is easily 1000 miles or more out of your way I will do my best to provide you with said crustaceans and some cold Abita Amber to wash them down with. :hungry::drunk:
     
  23. Mar 26, 2018 at 5:43 AM
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    Sorry man, I had no idea the situation or I would have refrained from saying anything.
     
  24. Mar 26, 2018 at 6:21 AM
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    Don’t apologize for anything! Your minor question doesn’t help nor Hurt a thing. If anything it brought some comedy to the thread that’s made me laugh and taken my mind off of things.

    You’re good honey :thumbsup:
     
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    Can i buy it to smack you with it?
     
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    :smack:


    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I was going to offer you $100, but after reading this, I offer $59.99.
     
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    It's an illustration of you doing the smacking...instead of a throat punch
     
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