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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, Aug 2, 2017.

  1. Aug 2, 2017 at 7:55 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Quite a few jokes where I could not!
     
    T-Rex266, Aug 2, 2017
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  2. Aug 2, 2017 at 8:18 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Trying to not laugh at them laughing was the hardest
     
    4x4_Angel, Aug 2, 2017
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  3. Aug 2, 2017 at 8:19 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    It's some funny shit though!
     
    4x4_Angel, Aug 2, 2017
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  4. Aug 3, 2017 at 4:17 AM
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    I'm pretty sure someone thought there were hyenas in my office.
     
    ColoradoTJ, Aug 3, 2017
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  5. Aug 3, 2017 at 4:28 AM
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    Nope got me early, I am a sucker for bad jokes.
     
    pvdubber, Aug 3, 2017
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  6. Aug 3, 2017 at 4:36 AM
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    No doubt, right?
     
    ColoradoTJ, Aug 3, 2017
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  7. Aug 3, 2017 at 5:08 AM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    :rofl:I needed a good laugh this morning. Just made being at work a little better.
     
    mdavis, Aug 3, 2017
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  8. Aug 3, 2017 at 5:45 AM
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    Primo

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    I wonder if the toilet paper eventually crossed the road ?
     
    Primo, Aug 3, 2017
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  9. Aug 3, 2017 at 5:59 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    the TP crossing the road got me! LOL

    I was raised on bad jokes! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Told my coworker some.....dude has NO sense of humor
     
    Law323, Aug 3, 2017
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  10. Aug 3, 2017 at 5:59 AM
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    HAHA I'm crying at my desk right now! That was hilarious! Now to waste time on YouTube to find more.
     
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  11. Aug 3, 2017 at 6:08 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Gotta few smirks outta me
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Aug 3, 2017
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  12. Aug 3, 2017 at 7:04 AM
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    JC303 Same same but different

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    My coworker showed this to me yesterday. :rofl: Still funny a second time!
     
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  13. Aug 3, 2017 at 7:07 AM
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    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Very funny!! :laser:
     
    Black Wolf, Aug 3, 2017
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  14. Aug 3, 2017 at 7:25 AM
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    Same here. I thought I would get past it even after you said it got you, was worked up to get passed it, and the answer got me.
     
    TXMiamiFan, Aug 3, 2017
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  15. Aug 3, 2017 at 7:38 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    yep......completely takes you by surprise!
     
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  16. Aug 3, 2017 at 7:40 AM
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    Yep. I braced myself for it, and still lost.
     
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  17. Aug 3, 2017 at 11:01 AM
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    I like "when does a sandwich cook?"
    :rofl:
     
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  18. Aug 3, 2017 at 3:15 PM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Funny shit right there
     
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  19. Aug 8, 2017 at 12:58 PM
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    The toilet paper did in fact crossed the road, but had skid marks all over.
     
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