Standing up or sitting down?

I’ll let my friend know

 

Stand up during the day

Sit down in the middle of the night

 

agree...specially when drinking at home has been involved

 

Funny you say that.

I had an epic fail one night… a week later, my wife got me one of those motion sensor toilet bowl lights




To be somewhat fair, it was after ‘fun time’ also and those ‘after’ pees are always a surprise

 

Epic fail like over watering a potted plant in the hallway?

 

I wish it was that cool.

nah, but the toilet floor mat had to be washed. I didn’t realize it till the morning when my wife went to the restroom and all I heard was ‘why the fuck are my feet wet and why is the floor mat wet?!”

 

I blame the dog.

 

Man, I could if I would. But my two pound dog can’t pee a half a gallon of pee.

*Might be a bit exaggerated but still too much to blame on a small dog.

I owned up to it. It was all me. That night, all I could do was blame the tequila, and good loving

 

oh god...did u tell her? or just teehee like a little school girl?

 

I admitted that I might have done it....

We laugh about it now like little school girls though.

 

I hate a dirty toilet and I've been known to break out the bowl cleaner and scrub brush when needed.

I definitely stand up but don't like making a mess so two things: pee on the side of the bowl. This helps to eliminate splash from the bowl water. You can also try to pee anywhere else where it makes direct contact with the porcelain. Your deeper bowl toilets are king here. Second, don't wait to pee. It's bad for your bladder and it will also make a huge mess because you'll be a fire hose in the bathroom.

Stand over the toilet more if you're concerned about front side dribble and don't be afraid to use TP to wipe down the rim

Carry on!

 

do you make house calls?

 

To pee in your toilet or clean it